Friday, December 28, 2007

THE TOP FILMS OF 2007

At first, I thought I would do the Top 7 films of 2007. Then it became 21.
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The Orphanage - movie review

Jeff: ‘Orphanage’ is the scariest film of 2007

Jeff Bayer | Beep Film Critic
Friday, December 28, 2007

Plot: Laura (Belen Rueda) returns to the home that used to serve as an orphanage. She now wants to raise her son Simon and other children in need. Simon begins to create six imaginary friends and play games that begin to remind Laura of her past and perhaps a horrific mystery.
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Thursday, December 27, 2007

The Bucket List - movie review

Jeff: ‘Bucket List’ can be dumped

Jeff Bayer | Beep Film Critic
Tuesday, December 25, 2007

Plot: Two older men (Jack Nicholson and Morgan Freeman) are terminally ill, and after putting up a good fight, they decide to make a list of things to do before they die.
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The Great Debaters - movie review

Jeff: ‘Debaters’ doesn’t quite hit the ‘great’ mark

Jeff Bayer | Beep Film Critic
Tuesday, December 25, 2007

Plot: This is the true story of controversial professor Melvin Tolson (Denzel Washington) and his attempt to take the newly formed African-American Wiley College Texas debate team to elite status. Through their struggles, they are invited to battle the national champions, Harvard.
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Wednesday, December 26, 2007

The Water Horse: The Legend of the Deep - movie review

Jeff: ‘Water Horse’ just barely strong enough

Jeff Bayer | Beep Film Critic
Tuesday, December 25, 2007

Plot: Based on the book by Dick King-Smith, the film follows a young boy named Angus (Alex Etel) who discovers a magical egg, which hatches a creature known as a water horse. The story is set in Scotland during World War II, and the house that Angus’ mother cares for becomes overrun with soldiers. Angus must try to keep his pet a secret. It’s a twist on the telling of the Loch Ness Monster.
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Friday, December 21, 2007

Champagne Variety for the New Year - feature

Many variables when it comes to champagne
by Jeff Bayer

It's almost time to pop the bubbly, but perhaps you need a little more information before that holiday brunch or dinner. There are a wide variety of options, and, of course, the most important item to learn is … that might not be champagne you're drinking.
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The Diving Bell and the Butterfly - movie review

Jeff: ‘Diving Bell’ is a hypnotic experience

Jeff Bayer | Beep Film Critic
Friday, December 21, 2007

Plot: This is the true story of Jean-Dominique Bauby (Mathieu Amalric), a successful editor of French Elle. A horrific stroke leaves his mind intact but his entire body paralyzed. He finds hope with his memories and imagination, attempting to make something of his new state.
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Youth Without Youth - movie review

Jeff: ‘Youth Without Youth’ is an artistic mess

Jeff Bayer | Beep Film Critic
Friday, December 21, 2007

Plot: Dominic (Tim Roth) is an old professor of linguistics. When he is struck by lightning, his youth is somehow restored. Nazi scientists are interested, and Dominic must go on the run. He then encounters a woman who reminds him of his lost love, and he must choose between his life’s work and love.
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P.S. I Love You - movie review

Jeff: P.S., it’s hard to love this one

Jeff Bayer | Beep Film Critic
Friday, December 21, 2007

Plot: A young widow (Hilary Swank) loses that one in a million love, but her dead husband (Gerard Butler) has left numerous letters behind to help her get on with her life.
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Thursday, December 20, 2007

National Treasure: Book of Secrets

'Book of Secrets' can't keep lid on bad acting, outrageous plot

When we last left off with treasure hunter Benjamin Franklin Gates (Nicolas Cage) he was on an action-packed quest around the globe to find treasure and save the world. Now he's back with the sequel "National Treasure: Book of Secrets" to find treasure and save … his family name.
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Charlie Wilson's War - movie review

Jeff: ‘Charlie Wilson’s War’ wins

Jeff Bayer | Beep Film Critic
Thursday, December 20, 2007

Plot: Based on a true story, Texas Congressman Charlie Wilson (Tom Hanks) has a Houston socialite (Julia Roberts) push him toward helping Afghanistan, in their attempt to win their war with the Soviets. Wilson ends up traveling around the world trying to get this done with the help of CIA agent Gust Avrakotos (Philip Seymour Hoffman).
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Sweeney Todd - movie review

Jeff: ‘Sweeney Todd’ a bloody good show

Jeff Bayer | Beep Film Critic
Thursday, December 20, 2007

Plot: This musical gets the big-screen adaptation from director Tim Burton. Sweeney Todd (Johnny Depp) is a highly trained barber who was wrongly imprisoned by Judge Turpin (Alan Rickman). He comes back to town, seeking revenge and gets help from Mrs. Lovett (Helena Bonham Carter) and her meat pie shop.
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Laura Linney - The Savages - interview

Laura Linney loves being a woman known for no one thing

Jeff Bayer | Beep Movie Critic
Thursday, December 20, 2007

The title of her new film might be “The Savages,” but Laura Linney proved quite the opposite. The actress co-stars with Oscar winner Philip Seymour Hoffman in a film about two siblings who suddenly getting yanked out of their self-obsessed lives to deal with a an ailing father now entering a nursing home.
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Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story - movie review

Jeff: Reilly does ‘Walk Hard’ for laughs

Jeff Bayer | Beep Film Critic
Thursday, December 20, 2007

Plot: By the team that brought you the comedy “Talladega Nights” comes the story of singer Dewey Cox (John C. Reilly), who leads a hard life, has ups and downs trying to survive in the music industry, and reinvents himself many times over.
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The Savages - movie review

Jeff: ‘The Savages’ doesn’t have much bite

Jeff Bayer | Beep Film Critic
Thursday, December 20, 2007

Plot: Wendy (Laura Linney) and Jon (Philip Seymour Hoffman) are siblings who find themselves removed from their self-centered lives in an attempt to deal with their ailing father. The two must look beyond themselves as they deal with putting their dad in a home.
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Friday, December 14, 2007

Juno - movie review

Jeff: Juno lives up to great expectation

Jeff Bayer | Beep Film Critic
Friday, December 14, 2007

Plot: Juno (Ellen Page) is an offbeat teenager who has an unplanned pregnancy. She makes the difficult decision to look for adoptive parents and finds Mark (Jason Bateman) and Vanessa (Jennifer Garner).
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I Am Legend - movie review

Jeff: ‘I Am Legend’ will be forgotten

Jeff Bayer | Beep Film Critic
Friday, December 14, 2007

Plot: Based on the 1950s novel, “I Am Legend” tells the story of Robert Neville (Will Smith), the last known survivor of a virus known as KV. Robert is still attempting to find a cure, since the infection has a lasting, horrific effect on its victims.
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The Kite Runner - movie review

Jeff: ‘Kite Runner’ paints vivid, tragic picture

Jeff Bayer | Beep Film Critic
Friday, December 14, 2007

Plot: Based on the best-seller by author Khaled Hosseini, a lifelong bond between two Middle Eastern boys gets thrown into turmoil after a kite-fighting tournament. Years later Amir (Khalid Abdalla) is an author in California, and heads back to Afghanistan to help his old friend and his friend’s son.
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Grace is Gone - movie review

Jeff: ‘Grace is Gone’ disappoints, unfortunately

Jeff Bayer | Beep Film Critic
Friday, December 14, 2007

Plot: Stanley Phillips’ (John Cusack) wife is killed serving in Iraq. He then takes his two daughters on a spontaneous road trip trying to overcome his grief and finding the strength to tell his daughters what has happened to their mom.
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Alvin and the Chipmunks - movie review

Jeff: These rodents should have stayed in the past

Jeff Bayer | Beep Film Critic
Friday, December 14, 2007

Plot: The chipmunks get the CGI/live-action treatment, in this update. Songwriter Dave Seville (Jason Lee) is down on his luck, until he takes in three singing chipmunks. Led by Alvin, they get into constant trouble as they become pop sensations.
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Friday, December 07, 2007

Atonement - movie review

Jeff: Epic romance is the heart of ‘Atonement’

Jeff Bayer | Beep Film Critic
Friday, December 7, 2007

Plot: Based on Ian McEwan’s 2002 heartbreaking novel, this is a story of 13-year-old Briony accusing her sister (Kiera Knightley) and lover (James McAvoy) of a crime they didn’t commit. Things spiral beyond Briony’s control when World War II affects everyone in unforeseen ways.
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The Golden Compass - movie review

Jeff: ‘Compass’ will leave you scratching your head

Jeff Bayer | Beep Film Critic
Friday, December 7, 2007

Plot: Based on Philip Pullman’s best-selling novel comes the story of Lyra (Dakota Blue Richards), a 12-year-old girl who has been raised in a university by her uncle (Daniel Craig). Lyra sets off on a journey in this alternative world with her spirit animal by her side trying to rescue missing children and perhaps save the universe.
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Wednesday, November 21, 2007

Holiday Movie Preview - feature

What are you watching this holiday?

Jeff Bayer | Contributing Writer
Wednesday, November 21, 2007

Just like the typically insane overdone holiday meal, Hollywood brings us an overflowing plate of films to choose from. The main dish is the Oscar hopefuls. Normally at this time of year, there are a couple of films that already seem to have nominations locked up, but this year’s race is wide open. Beyond the films hoping for awards, we have some family crowd pleasers such as Disney’s “Enchanted.” There are side dishes as well like “Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story” by the team that brought us “Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby.” So without further ado, let’s chow down on the 2007 Holiday Movie Preview.
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Enchanted - movie review

Jeff: ‘Enchanted’ not quite McDreamy

Jeff Bayer | Beep Film Critic
Wednesday, November 21, 2007

Plot: A classic animated fairytale smacks New York right in the face when a princess (Amy Adams) is cast out of her land by an evil queen (Susan Sarandon). Will her prince (James Marsden) rescue her? Or will a handsome lawyer (Patrick Dempsey) change her views?
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Margot at the Wedding - movie review

Jeff: Dysfunction is guest of honor at this ‘Wedding’

Jeff Bayer | Beep Film Critic
Wednesday, November 21, 2007

Plot: Margot (Nicole Kidman) and her son attend the wedding of her sister (Jennifer Jason Leigh). Margot constantly points out everyone’s shortcomings, including her sister’s soon-to-be husband Malcolm (Jack Black), all while she is dealing with her own life falling apart.
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I'm Not There - movie review

Jeff: You have to love Dylan to enjoy ‘I’m Not There’

Jeff Bayer | Beep Film Critic
Wednesday, November 21, 2007

Plot: Inspired by the music and many lives of Bob Dylan comes “I’m Not There.” Todd Haynes directs six different actors portraying Dylan as a series of shifting personae at different moments in his life and/or dreams.
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Friday, November 16, 2007

Beowulf - movie review

Jeff: ‘Beowulf’ in 3-D is a must see

Jeff Bayer | Beep Film Critic
Friday, November 16, 2007

Plot: A great warrior named Beowulf (Ray Winstone) comes to a land in need of a hero. He attempts to battle a beast known as Grendel (Crispin Glover), but then Beowulf realizes the monster has a seductive mother (Angelina Jolie) who is even more evil.
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Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium - movie review

Jeff: No big laughs, but ‘Emporium’ still has some magic

Jeff Bayer | Beep Film Critic
Friday, November 16, 2007

Plot: “Mr. Magorium’s Wonder Emporium” is a magic toy story where everything comes to life. Mr. Magorium (Dustin Hoffman) runs the place, but when he decides to depart, he hires an accountant (Jason Bateman) and attempts to leave the store in the reluctant hands of the store manager, Molly (Natalie Portman).
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Friday, November 09, 2007

No Country for Old Men - movie review

Jeff: ‘No Country’ a great game of cat and mouse

Jeff Bayer | Beep Film Critic
Friday, November 9, 2007

Plot: Based on the novel by Pulitzer Prize-winning American writer Cormac McCarthy, this is the story of Llewelyn (Josh Brolin) stumbling upon pickup trucks surrounded by dead men, drugs and $2 million. He takes the cash, which leads to a killer (Javier Bardem) chasing him down and a local sheriff (Tommy Lee Jones) attempting to contain the violence.
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Fred Claus - movie review

Jeff: ‘Fred Claus’ has Vince and not much else

Jeff Bayer | Beep Film Critic
Friday, November 9, 2007

Plot: We’ve never been told the tale of Santa’s brother Fred, until now. Fred (Vince Vaughn) is stuck in the shadow of Santa (Paul Giamatti), but after Fred gets into some financial trouble, he is forced to head to the North Pole and work with the jolliest man alive. When Clyde (Kevin Spacey) shows up for an audit, the future of Christmas is in jeopardy.
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Lions for Lambs - movie review

Jeff: No bombshells in ‘Lions for Lambs’

Jeff Bayer | Beep Film Critic
Friday, November 9, 2007

Plot: Injuries to two Army rangers on a new military assignment in Afghanistan are all connected to Senator Irving (Tom Cruise), reporter Janine Roth (Meryl Streep) and a political-science professor (Robert Redford).
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Josh Brolin - No Coutnry for Old Men & American Gangster - interview

Hitting his stride: Beep chats with Josh Brolin


The older brother in “Goonies” is probably the most popular role Josh Brolin has ever played. After more than 20 years as an actor on stage and the big screen, that might be changing. Brolin starred in “Grindhouse,” “American Gangster,” “Into the Valley of Elah,” and his biggest role of the year in the Coen brothers’ “No Country for Old Men.”

Before we sat down to begin the interview, Brolin looked out the window and said, “ I actually slept well for the first time in about a year last night.” It’s easy to understand why, considering he was getting roles in films like “Into the Blue” and now he’s working with Denzel Washington, Tommy Lee Jones and Russell Crowe. And if you’re curious, even though he looks like a black coffee kind of guy, he drinks hot tea.
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Friday, November 02, 2007

Bee Movie - movie review

Jeff: ‘Bee’ buzzes right along

Plot: Through the comedy of Jerry Seinfeld comes an animated story of a bee name Barry B. Benson (Seinfeld) who wants more out of working in the bee factory. He sets off on an adventure and breaks the cardinal rule, he talks to a florist (Renee Zellweger). This leads to a crash course in interacting with humans that could have disastrous consequences.
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American Gangster - movie review

Jeff: ‘American Gangster’ chooses style over substance Plot: “American Gangster” is based on the true story of Frank Lucas (Denzel Washington), the heroin kingpin of Harlem in the 1970s. Richie Roberts (Russell Crowe) is an outcast cop who heads up the newly formed DEA. Both have a deep pride in what they do, and approach a confrontation where only one can come out on top.
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Friday, October 26, 2007

Dan in Real Life - movie review

Jeff: ‘Dan in Real Life’ is utter fiction

Jeff Bayer | Beep Film Critic
Friday, October 26, 2007

Plot: Dan Burns (Steve Carell) is a widowed advice columnist with three daughters. He meets Marie (Juliette Binoche) in a bookstore and immediately falls for her, but then Dan realizes Marie is his brother’s (Dane Cook) girlfriend. Chaos ensues when they are all under one roof with the rest of the Burns family at their parents’ annual get-together.
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Friday, October 19, 2007

Wes Anderson & Jason Schwartzman - interview

Train of thought: Beep chats with ‘Darjeeling’ director, actor

“The Darjeeling Limited” is about three American brothers who haven’t seen each other in a year. They reunite in India on a train ride aboard the Darjeeling Limited, which they hope will lead to a spiritual journey and once again being a close family. But with any Wes Anderson film, there is much more going on. Typically, his movies such as “The Royal Tenenbaums” and “Rushmore” get better with repeat viewings, so you might just want to consider a second sit-through.

I sat down with director Anderson and star Jason Schwartzman at the Drake Hotel. “Rushmore” is one of my favorite films of all-time, so after a quick compliment, we talked about traveling to India, Schwartzman being barefoot in the film, and Anderson’s secret film with Noah Baumbach.
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Gone Baby Gone - movie review

Jeff: Affleck brothers are great in ‘Gone Baby Gone’

Plot: Based on the novel by Dennis Lehane (“Mystic River”) comes a story of two Boston private investigators hunting for a kidnapped 4-year-old girl in the seamiest parts of the city. This quickly becomes an obsession for Patrick (Casey Affleck) and Angie (Michelle Monaghan) both professionally and personally.
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30 Days of Night - movie review

Jeff: ‘30 Days of Night’ should be kept in the dark

Plot: For 30 days every winter, the town of Barrow, Alaska, is plunged into a state of complete darkness. This time, a group of vampires takes advantage of the uninterrupted darkness to feed. Sheriff Eben (Josh Hartnett), his estranged wife Stella (Melissa George), and the rest of the town must attempt to survive until the sun rises again.
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Friday, October 12, 2007

We Own the Night - movie review

Jeff: ‘Night’ a roller coaster of good, bad scenes

Plot:
Bobby (Joaquin Phoenix) has turned his back on the family business, which is the New York City Police Department. Joseph (Mark Wahlberg) is an up-and-coming officer who runs into brother Bobby while working a case. And when Burt (Robert Duvall), their legendary father and police chief, enters the mix the family is once again forced together during the escalating drug problems of the 1980s.
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Elizabeth: The Golden Age - movie review

Jeff: ‘Elizabeth’ ages well

Plot: When we last left off, Elizabeth entered into the “Virgin Queen” stage. Cate Blanchett reprises her role as the Queen, and now she faces family betrayal and a challenge to her throne by the Spanish King Philip II. Sir Francis Walsingham (Geoffrey Rush) is back by her side, and Elizabeth also seeks affection and advice from Sir Walter Raleigh (Clive Owen).
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Sunday, October 07, 2007

Michael Clayton - Movie Review

Jeff: Clooney is Oscar-worthy in ‘Michael Clayton’

Plot: Michael Clayton (George Clooney) is an in-house fixer for a law firm. He takes care of the dirty work for Kenner, Bach & Ledeen, one of the largest corporate firms in New York. He’s unhappy with his job, his divorce and a failed business venture with his brother. But now, he has to focus on dealing with the brilliant Arthur Edens (Tom Wilkinson) who goes off the deep end with a case that could jeopardize more than Michael’s job.
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The Darjeeling Limited - Movie Review

Jeff: ‘Darjeeling Limited’ is not up to full steam

Plot:
Three American brothers, who haven’t seen each other in a year, reunite in India on a train ride aboard the Darjeeling Limited, which they hope will lead to a spiritual journey and once again being a close family.
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The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford - Movie Review

Jeff: ‘Jesse James’ misses the target

Plot: A young Robert Ford (Casey Affleck) gets his wish and joins Jesse James’ (Brad Pitt) gang. Slowly, Robert begins to resent the legendary outlaw and hatches a plan to kill the man he idolized.
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The Kingdom - Movie Review

Jeff: 'Kingdom' comes, and brings an intense action film
Plot: After a horrific attack on a Western housing compound in Saudi Arabia, an international incident is ignited. Special Agent Ronald Fleury (Jamie Foxx) takes his team into uncharted territory and attempts to work with the Saudi police to try to locate the terrorist behind the crimes, bring him to justice, and make it out alive.
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Into the Wild - Movie Review

Plot: Right after graduating college, 22-year-old Christopher McCandless (Emile Hirsch) walks away from his privileged life and toward a search for adventure. Eventually, his travels take him to Alaska where he attempts to brave the elements. Based on Jon Krakauer’s acclaimed bestseller.
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Feast of Love - Movie Review

Jeff: 'Feast of Love' actually devours romance

Plot: In a coffee shop in Portland, Harry (Morgan Freeman) witnesses relationships coming and going. Extreme romantic Bradley (Greg Kinnear) keeps falling, no matter how hard. And young love blossoms between another couple, Chloe and Oscar.
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Friday, September 21, 2007

Emile Hirsch - Into the Wild - Interview

Emile Hirsch chats with Beep about ‘Into the Wild’, Sean Penn and ‘Speed Racer’

“Into the Wild” opens the same weekend I get married. It’s a story about running away from society with no plan, no money and no family contact and I absolutely loved it. Please keep in mind that I have no plans in following Christopher McCandless’s footsteps, played perfectly by Emile Hirsch, nor am I worried about entering into marriage with the woman I love. I just think it’s one of those funny coincidences that should be noticed and appreciated. I swear.
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Good Luck Chuck - Movie Review

Jeff: ‘Chuck’ needs more than just good luck

Plot: Charles (Dane Cook) seems to be the lucky charm for women. Whenever he sleeps with a woman, the next man she meets, she marries. This means women flock to him, so when Charles finally meets someone he truly cares about in Cam (Jessica Alba), she’s nervous about his track record, and he’s nervous if the curse is really true.
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Sydney White - Movie Review

Jeff: ‘Sydney White’ not the fairest of them all
Plot:
Tomboy Sydney White (Amanda Bynes) heads off to college to join her deceased mother’s sorority. After she goes through rush, Sydney is kicked out of the sorority by the stuck-up house president Rachel (Sara Paxton). Once banished, she’s taken in by seven outcasts and attempts to reclaim the campus for all the outsiders.
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The Hunting Party - Movie Review

Jeff: ‘Hunting Party’ simply lost its way

Plot: A cameraman named Duck (Terrence Howard) has followed TV reporter Simon Hunt (Richard Gere) into some of the most dangerous war zones around the world. After an on-air break down, Simon goes off on his own. Five years later, he crosses Duck’s path again in Sarajevo. This time, Simon wants to go after Bosnia’s “most wanted,” a man known as “The Fox.” So he tries to convince Duck and a rookie reporter (Jesse Eisenberg) to go along for the ride.
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Friday, September 14, 2007

Eastern Promises - Movie Review

Jeff: ‘Eastern Promises’ an unforgettable surprise

Plot: A young woman dies and her baby survives during pregnancy. This leads a nurse (Naomi Watts) to track down her family, using a diary left behind. But the young woman has ties to one of London’s most powerful Russian mobs. The family’s driver (Viggo Mortensen) is called upon to take care of the nurse’s inquires.
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The Brave One - Movie Review

Jeff: ‘The Brave One’: ‘Batman'-style revenge sans the costume

Plot: A radio host (Jodie Foster) loves her life, but when her fiancé is brutally attacked, she decides to go on a rampage in the streets of New York. Her pursuit of evildoers catches the attention of the media and the NYPD, with a police detective (Terrence Howard) hot on her trail.
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In the Valley of Elah - Movie Review

Jeff: ‘Valley of Elah’ filled with peaks

Plot: A veteran (Tommy Lee Jones) searches for his son who mysteriously disappeared, going AWOL after returning from Iraq. A police detective (Charlize Theron) reluctantly helps the veteran search, and they continue to run into road blocks from the military.
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Mr. Woodcock - Movie Review

Jeff: Hate for teacher -- ‘Mr. Woodcock’ starts strong, fizzles

Plot: John Farley (Seann William Scott) is a self-help author who comes back home to discover his mom (Susan Sarandon) is dating his old nemesis, the gym teacher Mr. Woodcock (Billy Bob Thornton). John sets out to make sure his mom knows what an awful man he is, even if he has to go against the words of his best-selling book.
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Friday, September 07, 2007

3:10 to Yuma - Movie Review

Jeff: Big ending, good moments save ‘3:10 to Yuma’

Plot: Ben Wade (Russell Crowe) is the most notorious outlaw in the late 1800s. When he is captured, Dan Evans (Christian Bale) is thrust in the position to try and take him into custody, transporting him to the 3:10 train out of Yuma. With Ben’s gang hot on the trail, Dan’s safety will be challenged, especially when his son tags along.
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Shoot'em Up - Movie Review

Jeff: ‘Shoot’em Up’ just firing blanks

Plot: Mr. Smith (Clive Owen) ends up at the wrong place at the wrong time. He ends up trying to protect a newborn baby from a determined criminal (Paul Giamatti). Luckily, Smith is the best of the best, and he has some help from a prostitute (Monica Belluci).
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Friday, August 31, 2007

Christian Bale - 3:10 to Yuma - Interview

Bale storm: Beep chats with ‘Yuma,’ ‘Batman’ star Christian Bale

I sat down with Batman and talked about my tonsils. Sure, movie star Christian Bale is currently filming “The Dark Knight,” the follow-up to “Batman Begins,” and he might have better things to talk about (and don’t worry, we did) but I had just had mine removed four days before the interview took place at the Four Seasons downtown.

“Did they give you toast?” he asked is his usual intense manner, albeit sans his English accent. I responded with a no, telling him that was one of the foods they didn’t want me touching.
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Halloween - Movie Review

Jeff: Let’s not celebrate this ‘Halloween’

Plot: Director Rob Zombie takes a stab (pun intended) at reviving the “Halloween” franchise by showing where Michael Myers got his start as a serial killer.
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Wednesday, August 29, 2007

Balls of Fury - Movie Review

Jeff: Dodge ‘Balls of Fury’ at all cost

Plot: A ping-pong protégé (say it 10 times real fast) falls on his face at the Olympics. Years later, he must join forces with the FBI to take down Feng (Christopher Walken), a notorious criminal, and win an underground ping-pong tournament.
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Julie Delpy - 2 Days in Paris - Interview

Beep chats with 'Paris' actress, director (and even gopher) Julie Delpy

Julie Delpy can’t seem to get enough of running around Europe with men. First she starred in “Before Sunrise” with Ethan Hawke, then years later the sequel, “Before Sunset,” both directed by Richard Linklater. Now she’s directed, wrote, starred, composed and edited the film “2 Days in Paris.” It’s almost the opposite of the “Before” films, instead focusing on the trouble that a relationship can have. Marion (Delpy) and Jack (Adam Goldberg) travel from New York to her parent’s home in Paris, where their bickering hits new heights when they continue to run into Marion’s former boyfriends.

I sat down the Delpy, who greeted me in a robe, but that quickly lost its allure when she explained she had the stomach flu. We spoke about going crazy putting a film together, working with co-star Adam Goldberg and dysfunctional relationships.
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Friday, August 24, 2007

2 Days in Paris - Movie Review

Jeff: ‘2 Days in Paris’ is a nice, little trip

Plot: Marion (Julie Delpy) is a French photographer who lives in New York with her boyfriend Jack (Adam Goldberg). Together they go to Paris and stay with her parents. While there, a cultural divide begins to develop and the couple’s relationship is consistently tested while Jack encounters Marion’s old boyfriends.
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Resurrecting the Champ - Movie Review

Jeff: ‘Champ’ not a knockout, but a contender

Plot: Erik (Josh Harnett) is an up-and-coming sports writer in Denver. He’s dealing with being in his father’s shadow, working at the paper with his separated wife, and being a hero to his son. He encounters a homeless man who calls himself Champ (Samuel L. Jackson), and may have stumbled on the story that will take his career to the next level.
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Friday, August 17, 2007

Superbad - Movie Review

Jeff: 'Superbad' is partly right (it’s super)

Plot: Seth (Jonah Hill) and Evan (Michael Cera) are friends who are never apart. As high school comes to an end they have to deal with going to different colleges. Suddenly, they are given the task of providing alcohol to a party, and they look at it as their last chance to be in the cool crowd. They get Fogel (Christopher Mintz-Plasse) to use his fake I.D., but that only complicates things when he runs into two cops (Bill Hader and screenwriter Seth Rogen).

Who's it for: This is tailor made for college kids but should appeal to a wider audience as long as they can get past the language.

Expectations: With Seth Rogen (“Knocked Up”) writing the script and Michael Cera from “Arrested Development” involved, I was excited. Plus, there was HUGE buzz about this being the funniest movie of the summer. That actually made me nervous because when someone tells you that you’re about to see the funniest movie ever, it normally doesn’t live up to the hype.
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Invasion - Movie Review

Jeff: Kidman creepy, but not in a good way in 'Invasion'

Plot: When a space shuttle crashes, something from outer space comes with it. Psychiatrist Carol Bennell (Nicole Kidman) and her friend Ben Driscoll (Daniel Craig) learn that when you sleep, this extraterrestrial epidemic attacks, leaving people physically unchanged but strangely unfeeling and inhuman. They need to find an antidote before the human race, as we know it, is destroyed.

Who's it for: This is the second remake of “The Invasion of the Body Snatchers.” Nicole Kidman is in almost every scene, so if you don’t care for her, stay away. Plus, there isn’t as much thrilling scares as I was hoping for.

Expectations: The 1978 remake starting Donald Sutherland is a fantastic film for its time. Plus, it was the first film I remember watching as a child (on cable) that had an unhappy ending. Totally freaked me out. Before that, everything was “happily ever after.” So, if “Invasion” could tap into anything like that, I’d be happy.
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Wednesday, August 15, 2007

Cast of "Superbad" - Interview

Love to McLovin: Beep chats with the cast of ‘Superbad’

Jonah Hill, Michael Cera and Christopher Mintz-Plasse don’t know where they had dinner last night. Really, the last few weeks are a blur.

For the stars of the movie “Superbad,” the high school comedy about friends, parties and foul language, it’s been a wild ride. They’ve appeared on Letterman, traveled across the country and, in September, they’ll be in Europe promoting the film.

Hill, of “Knocked Up” fame, is the oldest at 23 and definitely seems to be the leader of the three. Mintz-Plasse, who steals the show in “Superbad” as McLovin, is a first-time actor. And Cera is best known as George Michael from “Arrested Development.”

I sat down with the three on a rooftop in Wrigleyville. Three other reporters joined and we talked about everything from Comic-Con to Seth Rogen, and of course McLovin.
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Friday, August 10, 2007

Stardust - Movie Review

Jeff: ‘Stardust’ delivers that happily ever after

Plot: A young man, Tristan (Charlie Cox), begins a quest for a fallen star to give to his potential wife (Sienna Miller) and it takes him on quite an adventure. First of, the star turns out to be a beautiful young woman (Claire Daines), and he’s not the only one after her. A witch (Michelle Pfeiffer) and princes trying to gain their father’s crown are also in a deadly pursuit.

Who’s it for: It’s a fantasy, with hints of coy humor throughout. But while kids might like looking at the film, it plays to an older audience.

Expectations: I read and really liked the book. There were hints of “A Princess Bride” in this film, which is an all-time favorite movie for me.
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Rush Hour 3 - Movie Review

Jeff: ‘Rush Hour 3’ heavy on stereotypes, light on the smiles

Plot: LAPD’s finest, James Carter (Chris Tucker) and Chinese Chief Inspector Lee (Jackie Chan) discover trouble in Paris. I could tell you more about potential brothers, a French finger and a bald woman, but you’re not going to see this film based on plot, are you?

Who's it for: If you want to sit down and watch this movie, it’s either 98 degrees outside and you just need air conditioning or you are a die-hard Chris Tucker fan. Otherwise, there’s better action and comedy out there right now.

Expectations: I had very low expectations. I have only seen the first two films in bits and pieces on cable. Now, I had no choice but to see it in the theater. Rough life I have, huh?
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Thursday, August 09, 2007

Matthew Vaughn - Director of "Stardust" - Interview

'Stardust' director Matthew Vaughn chats with Beep about Gaiman, De Niro and a necrophiliac Prince Charming

A young man who lives next to a magical land makes a promise to the girl he loves that he’ll retrieve a fallen star … and that star ends up being Claire Daines. Michelle Pfeiffer is a witch and Robert De Niro is an effeminate pirate. Don’t worry, it’ll all make sense when you sit down for “Stardust,” which opens this week.

The man who brought this vision to the screen is Matthew Vaughn. I sat down with Vaughn, who wrote the screenplay and directed the film, and spoke about the amazing cast in this film, how he got his start and any wedding advice he might have (Vaughn’s wife is Claudia Schiffer and he was the best man at Guy Ritchie and Madonna’s wedding). He also told me I sounded like Ben Affleck and asked if I’m from Boston (first time questions on both accounts).
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Friday, August 03, 2007

Bourne Ultimatum - Movie Review

Jeff: ‘Bourne’ again delivers; trilogy’s finale lives up to franchise

Plot: Jason Bourne (Matt Damon) continues to race around the country to try and discover the final mysteries of his past, while new government officials attempt to eliminate him, and anyone else that might try and help him.

Who’s it for: It seems you flock to these movies because you are either a Matt Damon fan, or like edge of your seat action … or perhaps, just perhaps, you like both of these things. And ladies, there isn’t any romance in this one if you were wondering.

Expectations: I expected great things. So far, the “Bourne” series is right up there will the great trilogies of all time. In fact, can you name a better action trilogy (assuming you think part three holds up)?
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Hot Rod - Movie Review

Jeff: ‘Hot Rod' a dream date -- dumb, cute and funny

Plot: Every stunt man needs to start somewhere, and for Rod Kimble (Andy Samberg), it’s his neighborhood. Along with a couple friends, Rod begins preparations for an elaborate stunt in the hopes of raising enough money for his abusive stepfather to get a heart transplant so he can get healthy … and Rod can attempt to beat him up again.

Who’s it for: You’ve got to appreciate stupid comedies. There is definitely repetitive humor, and it runs long in parts, but there are a few scenes that should induce tears (of joy).

Expectations: I like Andy Samberg’s work on “Saturday Night Live,” but he never struck me as having the talent of a Will Ferrell, Phil Hartman or even a Jimmy Fallon, so the jury was still out for me.
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Friday, July 27, 2007

The Simpsons Movie - Movie Review

Jeff: ‘Simpsons’ worth a solid woo-hoo!

Plot: OK, let’s pretend the plot matters: Springfield is on the verge of being an environmental wasteland, and Homer pushes it over the edge. With that, the government decides to seal up the town in a giant dome. Now, with the town against him, the EPA (Environmental Protection Agency) after him, and his family having their doubts, Homer must save everyone.

Who's it for: If you have seen a handful of “The Simpsons” episodes, and laughed the majority of the time, then this film is for you. They don’t really push the envelope with language, but we do see an animated Bart naked.

Expectations: I pretty much just watch reruns, and not that often anymore. I decided to expect a solid episode and nothing more, even though they’ve had 18 years, so it should be good.
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No Reservations - Movie Review

Jeff: ‘No Reservations’ just a half-baked drama

Plot: Master Chef Kate Armstrong (Catherine Zeta-Jones) runs her kitchen and her life with an intense control. When a terrible car accident leaves her in charge of her niece (Abigal Breslin), Kate must try to make room in her home. And a new, free-spirited sous chef (Aaron Eckhart) joins her kitchen, which means Kate must try and make room for him in her kitchen.

Who’s it for: You have to be a big fan of Zeta-Jones and of course, be willing to hear people talking about food.

Expectations: I didn’t have any. Historically, I’m not a Zeta-Jones fan, but Eckhart is great, so I figured they would cancel each other out.
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Friday, July 20, 2007

Hairspray - Movie Review

"Hairspray"

Jeff: ‘Hairspray’ (surprisingly) enjoyable, infectious

Plot: The original “Hairspray” film inspired a Broadway musical, which in turn inspired a film, based on the musical … you still with me? At the center of it all is Tracy Turnblad (Nikki Blonsky) who is obsessed with a Baltimore dance show, and attempts to teach the town about integration after landing a spot on the show. Edna Turnblad (John Travolta) attempts to reel in her daughter, but then gets caught up in the excitement of the times as well.

Who’s it for: You’ve got to love full-blown Broadway musicals to enjoy this movie. You have got to love full-blown Broadway musicals to enjoy this movie. That wasn’t an editing error; I just needed you to REALLY understand.

Expectations: The previews made me cringe. A fun musical about the racial climate in the ’60s with John Travolta in drag just wasn’t something that put a smile on my face ... until I saw the film.
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I Now Pronounce You Chuck And Larry - Movie Review

"I Now Pronounce You Chuck And Larry"

Jeff: Nothing funny about ‘Chuck and Larry’

Plot: Larry (Kevin James) and Chuck (Adam Sandler) are best friends and firefighters. They would do anything for each other, so when Larry loses his insurance benefits because of civic red tape, he convinces Chuck to become his domestic partner. Unfortunately, it’s not that easy as that when a bureaucrat (Steve Buscemi) comes sniffing around, Larry and Chuck are forced to act like they are in love. This proves especially difficult when Chuck starts falling for the lawyer (Jessica Biel) hired to help them.

Who’s it for: This film is for people that still think slurs are funny but realize it’s not politically correct.

Expectations: Would this film just be a slew of bad gay jokes directed at a society that isn’t ready to deal with equality? Or would it rise above? I had two hours to find out.
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Tuesday, July 10, 2007

Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - Movie Review

"Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix"

Latest ‘Potter’ has some magic

Plot: When we last left Harry Potter, Cedric Diggory was dead and no one believed that Lord Voldemort is back. Harry’s fifth year in school brings another Defense of the Dark Arts teacher in Dolores Umbridge, who has been brought to Hogwarts by Cornelius Fudge, the Minister of Magic. Dolores attempts to take control of Hogwarts as Harry, Ron and Hermione decide to form an army to defend themselves from the coming of the Death Eaters and Voldemort.

Who’s it for: Each movie is a little darker and for a little older crowd, but luckily kids have been growing up with Harry and have probably read the books.

Expectations: Historically, I have gotten used to the fact that the movies just don’t fully capture the feelings of the books. Plus, before I see a movie I have to read refreshers since it’s very easy to confuse the timelines of the books with the movies. Remember, the seventh and final book is about to be released and this movie is the fifth.
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Tuesday, July 03, 2007

License to Wed - Movie Review

"License to Wed"

Jeff: Revoke 'License to Wed'

Plot: Reverend Frank (Robin Williams) is a marriage counselor who puts a young couple through a series of tests before he allows them to get married.

Who's it for: No one. I’m about to get married and I didn’t find any connection. Plus, there aren’t any laughs to speak of in this “comedy.”

Expectations: The previews didn’t look good, but I thought this film would be more about the couple and less about Robin Williams. I was wrong.
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Transformers - Movie Review

"Transformers"

Jeff: 'Transformers' really is more than meets the eye

Plot: Robotic aliens with the power to transform into man-made vechicles land on Earth and attempt to battle one another for an all-powerful cube. Sam Witwicky (Shia LaBeouf) and other humans are stuck in-between as Optimus Prime leads the Autobots against Megatron and the Decepticons.

Who’s it for: If you don’t know what Autobots and Decepticons are, you might want to avoid this summer blockbuster. Otherwise, this big-budget bonanza is for you … especially if you’re currently a teenage boy.

Expectations: “G.I. Joe” and “Transformers” were can’t-miss cartoons for me growing up, so I was pretty excited for this film. My only worry is that no blockbuster has met my expectations this summer.


SCORECARD

Actors:

Shia LaBeouf as Sam Witwicky:
Once again, LaBeouf proves to be the best young actor out there. His short, quick delivery of basic dialogue makes the first half of the film work, and for a while it looked like he would upstage the special effects of the Transformers.
Grade: A-
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Friday, June 29, 2007

Sicko - Movie Review

"Sicko"

Jeff: ‘Sicko’ an unsettling look at health care system

Plot: Michael Moore’s new documentary is all about the health care industry. He spends some time discussing the uninsured, but mainly focuses on those who think they are safe with their health insurance policies. Moore also takes us to other countries like Canada, France and Cuba to showcase some differences.

Who’s it for: This should be for every one of us who is concerned, but Moore has made enemies on the right who will probably boycott the film.

Expectations: I was excited to see what Moore would do as a filmmaker and what I would learn about the industry. I’ve spent the majority of my adult life without a solid health care plan and therefore have lived in financial fear of any health problems.
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Ratatouille - Movie Review

"Ratatouille"

Jeff: No spice to 'Ratatouille’

Plot: A rat named Remy dreams of becoming a chef, and when he washes up in Paris, he has a chance. The problem, of course, is that humans don’t care for rats, much less ones that have been touching their food. An unlikely friendship forms when a bumbling trash boy named Linguini wants to work for a famous five-star restaurant, and together Remy and Linguini attempt to make an impression and prove anyone can cook.

Who’s it for: It’s actually for adults. The comedy comes from physical humor and there isn’t tons of it, so kids are left watching people and rats cook.

Expectations: Pixar is the gold seal of animated movies. Sure, I didn’t think “Cars” had the zing of “Finding Nemo” or “Toy Story 2,” but I figured that was only more motivation for “Ratatouille” to be fantastic.
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Thursday, June 28, 2007

Live Free or Die Hard - Movie Review

"Live Free or Die Hard"

Plot: John McClane (Bruce Willis) is back trying to save the day, but this analog cop just ran in to a digital problem. The U.S. computer infrastructure has been taken over and suddenly everything can be controlled. Havoc ensues as John tries to save a computer hacker (Justin Long) and the rest of America.

Who’s it for: Well, it’s PG-13, which means we’ll probably only hear one F-bomb. I’m sure this film will be a great example about how tons of explosions and death doesn’t matter to the ratings board.

Expectations: Explosions are cool, especially when Willis is shouting out one-liners. But it’s been a while, so I didn’t want to get too excited about “Live Free or Die Hard.”
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Michael Winterbottom - A Mighty Heart - Interview

‘A Mighty Heart’ director Michael Winterbottom chats with Beep

And no, he didn't get teased about his name

Director Michael Winterbottom has a wide variety of genres under his belt, but lately it’s been the war in the Middle East that has captured his attention. First, he directed “The Road to Guantanamo” which was part documentary, part drama. And now he has directed the adaptation, written by Mariane Pearl, “A Mighty Heart: The Brave Life and Death of my Husband, Danny Pearl.” This is the real-life story of The Wall Street Journal reporter, Danny Pearl, who was working in Pakistan, and goes missing. The book and now film chronicle the ordeal Mariane (played by Angelina Jolie) went through as Danny went missing, the effort to find him and his eventual murder.
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"A Mighty Heart" - Movie Review

"A Mighty Heart"

Plot: Based on the book “A Might Heart: The Brave Life and Death of my Husband Danny Pearl,” Angelina Jolie plays Mariane Pearl during 2002 when Daniel Pearl, South Asian bureau chief, was taken hostage and eventually murdered. Mariane did everything she could to find Daniel during his final days in Pakistan, all while she was pregnant with their first child.

Who’s it for: This is not your typical summer popcorn flick. It’s a heavy drama.

Expectations: In most situations, I believe Angelina Jolie is one the best actors out there. I thought she missed with her performance in “The Good Shepherd,” so I figured she’d bounce back with this one. Plus, I didn’t know much about Daniel Pearl’s story so I was hoping to get educated.
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Evan Almighty - Movie Review

"Evan Almighty"

Jeff: ‘Evan’ isn’t that almighty

Plot: Evan Baxter (Steve Carell) returns in this sequel to “Bruce Almighty.” Evan is now a Senator, taking his wife and kids to Virginia. God (Morgan Freeman) makes a visit and expects Evan to build an ark. Animals start to gather and Evan begins to resemble Noah, all while he tries to keep his sanity and new political friends like Congressman Long (John Goodman).
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Wednesday, June 20, 2007

Bruce Willis - "Live Free or Die Hard" - Interview

Bruce Willis chats with Beep about the latest ‘Die Hard’ ... and cross-dressing

Bruce Willis. Yes, THE Bruce Willis. The kind of person for whom you can capitalize all the letters of the word “the” because he’s that big of a name. I mean, we’re talking David Addison, Butch Coolidge, James Cole, Harry Stamper, Dr. Malcolm Crowe and, of course, John McClane, the trouble-prone protagonist of the “Die Hard” series. Willis was in Chicago last week promoting the fourth installment, “Live Free or Die Hard.”

I can remember going to see “Hudson Hawk” opening weekend, and being one of the few to love it. And it still kills me that “Unbreakable” won’t be a trilogy because it only made $95 million.

When someone this big rolls into town, it’s hard to get a one-on-one. But I did join in on a round table, so instead of our usual format, I’m going to do my best to recreate the vibe of the experience (while leaving the garbage on the cutting room floor). I’m going to assign parts, too. There were radio people there and other print guys. Seven of us total (though some remained silent) with Willis.

Willis arrived with a shaved head, cap and seemed to have just woken up at about 12:30 p.m. But his Starbucks helped him shake off the “Ocean’s Thirteen” premiere the night before.
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Sunday, June 17, 2007

Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer: Movie Review

"Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer"

Jeff: ‘Rise of the Silver Surfer’ falls flat

Plot: The four-pack of superheroes encounter the insanely powerful Silver Surfer, but unfortunately, meeting him means the world coming to an end. The misunderstood Silver Surfer leaves a path of destruction wherever he goes. Reed, Sue, Johnny and Ben try to work with the government to put a stop to the Silver Surfer, but things get complicated when Dr. Doom makes a comeback. All of this, plus Reed and Sue are trying to get married.

Who’s it for: Fans of the first and kids. The “FF” films just don’t pack the punch of the other superhero films like “Batman Begins,” and don’t have the humor of “The Incredibles.”

Expectations: I was very surprised they were making a second film. But then I did have that glimmer of hope … maybe they would make Dr. Doom dark and nasty, maybe the Silver Surfer could save the movie … maybe.
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Nancy Drew - Movie Review

"Nancy Drew"

Jeff: ‘Nancy Drew’ lost after refusing to pick one path

Plot: It’s been 60 years since the teen sleuth has been on the big screen and this time Emma Roberts (Julia’s niece) stars as the teen sleuth who movies to Los Angeles with her father (Tate Donovan). Once there, she goes back and forth on whether or not to poke her noise into the mystery death of a famous actress.

Who’s it for: This one is mainly for teenage girls, without enough to satisfy mystery fans. And I question whether the older “Nancy Drew” fan base will be entertained.

Expectations: I never read “Nancy Drew” or “The Hardy Boys.” I was a “Choose Your Own Adventure” guy, but I was looking forward to seeing what could be done with this film. After all, they have already planned a sequel, so the studio believes in it.
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Wednesday, June 13, 2007

Emma Roberts - "Nancy Drew" - Interview

Doing the Drew: Emma Roberts chats with Beep

Teen star stepping out the shadow of her famous family and into the shoes of the iconic sleuth

Sure, her dad is Eric Roberts (“Heroes”) and her aunt is Julia Roberts, but after June 15, most people are going to think of the teen detective Nancy Drew when they see 16-year-old Emma Roberts. She’s already famous with the Nickelodeon crowd, having starred in “Unfabulous.” And just like other young actresses, she’s got a pop album. In talking with Roberts, we discussed the club scene, her family of actors and, of course, the famous Nancy Drew.
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Friday, June 08, 2007

Ocean's Thirteen - Movie Review

"Ocean's Thirteen"

Scorecard Review

Jeff: ‘Oceans Thirteen’ brings cool back

Plot: Willy Bank (Al Pacino) double-crosses Reuben Tishkoff (Elliott Gould) and that’s all Danny Ocean (George Clooney) and Rusty Ryan (Brad Pitt) need to get the gang back together for another heist.

Who’s it for: Anyone who liked “Ocean’s Eleven.”

Expectations: Just like everyone else, I didn’t think “Ocean’s Twelve” compared to the original (remake). So I figured director Steven Soderbergh and company would try to get it right this time.
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Surf's Up - Movie Review

"Surf's Up"

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Jeff: ‘Surf’s Up’ a fun tribute to hanging ten

(not just another penguin flick)


Plot: Penguin Cody Maverick (Shia LaBeouf) is an up-and-coming surfer who travels to Hawaii from Antarctica for his first-ever surfing competition. He befriends the gnarly Chicken Joe (Jon Heder) and the washed-up Geek (Jeff Bridges) and attempts to understand the true nature of what it means to surf.

Who’s it for: Die-hard surfers and kids, though I can’t imagine a surfer is going to assume an animated flick will properly capture the nature of their lifestyle/sport.

Expectations: Another penguin movie? That’s all I could think. But as soon as “Surf’s Up” began, this animated film became more, really almost a documentary.
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Friday, June 01, 2007

Knocked Up - Movie Review

"Knocked Up"

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Jeff: 'Knocked Up' a knock out

Plot: It’s a one-night stand that has consequences. But luckily for us, the consequences are consistent laughter. Ben Stone (Seth Rogen) is a pot-smoking slacker who is the complete opposite of Allison Scott (Katherine Heigl), an up-and-coming E! Entertainment journalist. But when they get pregnant, both are willing to see if they can make it work in just nine short months.

Who’s it for: It’s a great date movie: Men will be laughing along with the group of boys in the film and women will be properly rolling their eyes. It’s the perfect balance.

Expectations: If you’ve seen a preview, you know this is from the same director as “40 Year Old Virgin.” You know this because they mention it EVERY chance they get. Another thing about the preview … they don’t show any of the truly funny moments.
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Thursday, May 24, 2007

Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End - Movie Review

"Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End"

Scorecard Review

Jeff: "At World's End" kind of a letdown

Plot: Will Turner (Orlando Bloom), Elizabeth Swann (Kiera Knightly) and the very much alive Captain Barbossa (Geoffrey Rush) sail to uncharted territory in an attempt to rescue Captain Jack Sparrow (Johnny Depp) while the Flying Dutchman continues to destroy anything the East India Trading Company wants.

Who's it for: Pirate fans, but then again everyone saw the first two, so I won’t try and stop you from seeing this one.

Expectations: “Dead Man’s Chest” was a pretty big letdown for me. And once I saw the running of 2 hours and 50 minutes, I was prepared to remain disappointed.
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Friday, May 18, 2007

Shrek the Third - movie review

"Shrek the Third" - film review

Scorecard review

Jeff: ‘Shrek the Third’ short but not that sweet

Plot: Shrek’s father-in-law falls ill, and Shrek is looked to as the heir to the throne. Only he doesn’t want it, so Shrek, Puss In Boots and Donkey set off to find Arthur, the only other possible heir. Meanwhile, Princess Fiona is left to defend the castle from Prince Charming.

Who’s it for: Clearly it’s for everyone. “Shrek 2” is No. 3 on the all-time box office chart.

Expectations: I expected a short stay in the theater and some good laughs. With a movie like this the plot doesn’t matter if the jokes are flying.
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Friday, May 11, 2007

The Ex - Movie Review

"The Ex"

Jeff: This ‘Ex’ worth dumping, forgetting

Plot: Tom (Zach Braff) moves his wife, Sofia (Amanda Peet), and new baby to Ohio, so he can work for his father-in-law and finally try to support his family. But he’s in for a headache when Sofia’s ex-boyfriend Chip (Jason Bateman) wheels in to steal the show and Sofia.

Who’s it for: Perhaps expectant mothers thinking about giving up their day job, or people who think an ex might secretly be crazy.

Expectations: I’m a fan of almost everyone involved here. Plus, stories about a vengeful ex haven’t been done to death, so I figured there were some good laughs to be had.
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28 Weeks Later - Movie Review

"28 Weeks Later"

Jeff: ‘28 Weeks Later’ an ambitious but solid sequel

Plot: Picking up where “28 Days Later” left off, 28 weeks have passed and Britain has been quarantined and destroyed. Now a family is trying to recover as American soldiers have secured the area … or have they? (They haven’t.)

Who’s it for: Fans of the first one, which means you must like zombies, death and this time there are more guns thrown in.

Expectations: I expected to squirm. Zombies are scary, but zombies that can run faster than me are terrifying. Plus, the first film was just plain disgusting with a woman giving birth to a zombie. And yes, I know they are technically “infected” and not zombies, but still …
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Friday, May 04, 2007

Lucky You - Film Review

"Lucky You"

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Jeff: ‘Lucky You’ -- a likely poker flop

Plot: A full-time gambler attempts to make a run at the World Series of Poker. Along the way, he gets eyes for a lounge singer (Drew Barrymore) and deals with his dad (Robert Duvall), who’s one of poker’s elites.

Who’s it for: Still obsessed with poker? Then drag your girlfriend along, telling her that this film is a romantic comedy starring everyone’s favorite, Barrymore. But really, it’s just a poker flick.

Expectations: “Lucky You” has been completely done for more than two years. I have no idea why it took so long to make it to the big screen, but whenever a film is delayed, my Spidey-senses tingle. And now, it’s finally released, and it must contend with “Spider-Man 3.” Let me be the first to say “Lucky You” must not be referring to itself.
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Thursday, May 03, 2007

Spider-Man 3 - Movie Review

"Spider-Man 3"

Scorecard Review

Jeff: Plot oddities, padding keep ‘Spider-Man 3’ from greatness

Plot: Peter Parker (Tobey Maguire) finally is comfortable with his life. He’s in love with Mary Jane (Kirsten Dunst), and all of New York loves Spider-Man. But an odd black substance falls from the sky and bonds to his Spider-Man suit. And Gwen Stacy develops a crush on Peter. Plus, the Sandman (Thomas Haden Church), Harry Osborn (James Franco) and Venom (Topher Grace) all want to see either Peter Parker or Spider-Man disappear.

Who’s it for: It’s clear that the “Spider-Man” films appeal to everyone, but I would say the third installment leans more toward people who care about love-triangles.

Expectations: The first was good, the second was one of the best super-hero films ever, so using a highly technical scientific formula, I have concluded “Spider-Man 3” should be the greatest film known to man.
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The Summer Movie Preview

Blockbusters on board: Big summer on the big screen

Ahhh, summer. A time to catch up with old friends. And this summer, there are more old friends than ever to choose from when you go to the theater. Whether it’s a sequel, a series, a TV show making the big leap or a trilogy coming to an end, most of the movies we’ll be seeing in the next few months will be familiar faces.
The bottom line for film studios is simple: make money. And continuing a film franchise makes that cha-ching sound just about better than anything else (until it doesn’t, then you hear that sad waa-waa sound from the studio execs).

But we don’t care about the studios. This summer’s all about getting to hang out with those familiar faces again. In the mood to do a little gambling — and perhaps steal millions of dollars? Then you’ll want to give Danny Ocean a call. If you feel like you can’t die and want to prove it by getting into a high-speed car chase, then John McClane or Jason Bourne need to be sitting shotgun. Maybe you want to play dress up with elaborate costumes, makeup and a little make-believe? I recommend Captain Jack Sparrow or that Potter kid. Or perhaps you just want a pal who’s fat, bald and stupid. Is there anyone better than Homer Simpson? Well, maybe an ogre.
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Friday, April 27, 2007

The Condemned - Movie Review

"The Condemned"

Quickcard Review

Jeff: ‘The Condemned’ light on action, heavy on the WWE

Plot: Ten criminals on death row are sent to an island to fight to the death. It’s broadcast for the world to see, and the winner will be set free with a cash prize. Jack Conrad (Steve Austin) is a last-minute fill-in, and though he is reluctant, Conrad is forced to fight against Ewan McStarley (Vinnie Jones) and the others.
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Steve Austin - "The Condemned" - Interview

‘The Condemned’ star ‘Stone Cold’ Steve Austin chats with Beep

The night before I sat down with Steve Austin, there was a screening of his new film, “The Condemned.” After we were all seated, Austin strolled in, looking like a giant. It seems a natural fit for the former WWE wrestler to be the new action-star.

“The Condemned” stars Austin and Vinny Jones (“X-Men: The Last Stand”) as two of 10 convicts on death-row who are sent to a deserted island where they fight to the death while the world watches on the Internet.

The next day, I went to shake his hand and actually had a stronger grip then him. In fact, his whole demeanor was laid back. At no point did I fear my body would end up getting slammed. Austin struck me as a man who would rather be fishing, but somehow got stuck being famous.
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Wednesday, April 25, 2007

Molly Shannon - "Year of the Dog" - Interview

‘Heavy’ petting: Molly Shannon chats with Beep about ‘Year of the Dog’

Molly Shannon is a superstar. She’s also been a Catholic school girl, a Joyologist and 50! She gets the chance to do that all over again when she hosts “Saturday Night Live” on May 12. Shannon will become the second female cast member to come back and host (the first being Julia Louis-Dreyfus). Shannon’s new film is a chance to enter into more a more dramatic arena, while still getting some laughs. It’s also Mike White’s directorial debut.
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Friday, April 20, 2007

Hot Fuzz - Movie Review

"Hot Fuzz"

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Jeff: 'Hot Fuzz' gives comedy, action and genius

Plot: Nicholas Angel (Simon Pegg) is the best of the best. His arrest record is 400 percent higher than any other officer in London. He's so good, he's making the rest of the department look bad. Because of this, Angel is shipped off to the small, crime-free town of Sandford. There, he is partnered with Danny Butterman (Nick Frost), an over-eager cop dying for some action. Suddenly the town of Sandford has some mysterious accidents and Angel is convinced something is wrong.

Who's it for: This is a comedy for action die-hards (pun intended). The film definitely earns its R rating, with the over-the-top bloody violence in the second half of the movie.

Expectations: I had no expectations when I saw their first film "Shaun of the Dead." But after that, I was expecting more of the same from "Hot Fuzz." It's a brilliant, yet simple idea. Take a genre (zombie flick or cop-buddy movie) and add British comedy. Based on the previews, "Hot Fuzz" looked like non-stop action. This is not the case. The first half of the movie is setting up the action finale.
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Year of the Dog - Movie Review

"Year of the Dog"

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Jeff: 'Year of the Dog' good for a few laughs, a lot of discomfort

Plot: Peggy (Molly Shannon) is a friendly co-worker, aunt and most importantly, dog lover. When her dog Pencil suddenly dies, Peggy tries to find her place in a world she isn't socially comfortable in.

Who's it for: Dog and animal lovers. Actually, that's not strong enough, you need to be obsessed. If you look at your pet and say, "Does mommy need to take you outside for a tee-tee," then this is your film. Also, Mike White wrote and directed this and it feels very similar to his other screenplays, "The Good Girl," and "Chuck & Buck."
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In the Land of Women - Movie Review

In the Land of Women

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Jeff: 'In the Land of Women's' acting's fine but casting's off

Plot: Women love falling for Carter Webb (Adam Brody). After a famous actress, Sophia (Elana Anaya), breaks up with him, Carter heads to Michigan, to take care of his ailing grandmother. Across the street he encounters Sarah (Meg Ryan) and a family of women. Through them, he attempts to figure himself out.
Who's it for: It's a coming-of-age drama with a little humor thrown in.

Expectations: I feel like it's been a decade since I've seen Meg Ryan in a film, so that interested me, but otherwise I didn't really have any expectations. My "O.C." watching consists of one episode about four years ago.
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Adam Brody - "In the Land of Women" - Interview

Inside Adam Brody's land of women: Ex-'O.C.' star chats with Beep

And yes, he tells Beep, some do scream at him


With a title like “In the Land of Women,” you don’t know what to think. Images of a man trapped on an island only to discover he is surrounded by beautiful native women immediately come to mind ... or maybe that’s just me. But that’s not Jonanthan Kasdan’s first film.
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Wednesday, April 18, 2007

"Hot Fuzz" cast, director - Interivew

‘Hot Fuzz’ cast, director: It’s not a cop spoof

From the makers of “Shaun of the Dead” comes “Hot Fuzz.” This time, instead of a British comedy tangling with zombies, it’s a cop action flick with plenty of laughs.

I sat down with Edgar Wright (director, writer), Simon Pegg (actor, writer) and Nick Frost (actor) and managed to get a few questions into the general conversation.
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Friday, April 13, 2007

Disturbia - Movie Review

"Disturbia"

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Plot: Disturbed ... Suburbia ... Get it? After a traumatic event, Kale (Shia LaBeouf) becomes withdrawn and eventually hits a teacher, getting three months of house arrest. While stuck at home, Kale begins to daydream about one neighbor and become suspicious of another.

Who’s it for: This is mainly for the teenagers, but unlike other teen thrillers, I think this crosses over and adults will enjoy it as well.

Expectations: Zero. I’ll be honest, this was my fifth advance screening in five days. I knew Shia LaBeouf was in the film and that was it. I didn’t know the name or genre of the film ... and I think that helped. The first half of the film plays out more like “The Girl Next Door” and it sucked me in so when the scary stuff happened, I was hooked. If you’re lucky, you won’t have seen any previews which are sure to play up the thriller angle of this film.
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Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie Film for Theaters - Movie Review

"Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie Film for Theaters"

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Plot: There is a shake, meatball and box of French fries ... but you know them better as Master Shake, Meatwad and Frylock and together they are Aqua Teen Hunger Force. The TV show gets the big-screen makeover and the film explores the mysterious circumstances that brought these three together. A piece of exercise equipment, known as the Insanoflex, threatens to destroy the universe (I think). The Plutonians and the Cybernetic Ghost of Christmas Past are joining forces to take control of the deadly device. Who will save the day? Who cares?
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Wednesday, April 11, 2007

Shia LaBeuof - "Disturbia" - Interview

From 'Even Stevens' to Steven Spielberg

'Transformers,' 'Disturbia' star Shia LaBeouf chats with Beep about how life has changed for the former child star

Shia (Shy-a) LaBeouf (La-Buff). You’re going to hear that name a lot this summer. Not only is he starring in “Disturbia,” opening this Friday (April 13), but later, he has a small, independent film called “Transformers” opening up on the Fourth of July weekend (note the sarcasm).
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Friday, April 06, 2007

Grindhouse - Movie Review

"Grindhouse"

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Jeff: Despite B-movie trappings, ‘Grindhouse’ gets top marks

Plot: It’s two movies for the price of one. The term “grindhouse” comes from the low-budget exploitation films of the ’60s and ’70s, and this homage is replete with missing reels and classic graphics. First up is Robert Rodriguez with “Planet Terror.” Cherry (Rose McGowan) is a go-go dancer and Wray (Freddy Rodriguez) is her old love. Some chemicals get out, which means people become zombies, Cherry loses a leg, and Wray does his best to help her and the rest of the survivors fight, cut, shoot and blow their way out of town. After some fake trailers it’s Quentin Tarantino’s “Death Proof.” Stuntman Mike (Kurt Russell) has a killer car, and he loves to saddle up to young, unsuspecting women. But really, all he hopes for is a chance to rev-up his muscle car and take them down.

Who’s it for: The perfect audience would be die-hard B-movie fans. But beyond that, this is a movie experience with a lot of over-the-top violence and some definite cringe-worthy moments. And when I say experience, I mean long. So settle in. No seriously, get comfortable. “Grindhouse” is 191 minutes. And don’t bring the kids. I can’t imagine a worse movie getting stuck next to an 8-year-old, except maybe “Eyes Wide Shut.”
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Wednesday, April 04, 2007

Should Wrigley Field allow billboards in its ivy? - The Debate

Should Wrigley Field allow billboards in its ivy? Yes.

It’s 50 Cent who says, “Things change, they don’t stay the same.” So for anyone who finds themselves disgruntled that the Chicago Cubs have added advertising to the ivy — get over it.
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Tuesday, April 03, 2007

Rock Climbing - Day Trippin' - Feature

Learning the ropes of rock climbing

The weather is changing and perhaps, a little outdoor expedition is what you crave. Climbing a big rock might just be what the adventure doctor ordered. Most of us are probably not ready to jet off to Arizona for a weekend to dangle off of a cliff, but if you want to imitate Tom Cruise from “Mission: Impossible II” (the climbing skill, not the hair), there are lot of places, both indoors and outdoors, where you can flex your climbing muscles right here in the Midwest.
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Friday, March 30, 2007

Movie Reviews - Print Edition

Beep is also a weekly newspaper in the North and West Suburbs of Chicago.

Here is the print edition of my film reviews (from the previous week).

I have to say, I love the design. HUGE fan.
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Meet the Robinsons - Movie Review

"Meet the Robinsons"

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'Robinsons' predictably for the fam

Plot: Lewis is an orphan who has big ideas, but no one seems to want him. A young stranger tracks him down, to help him from the evil, mysterious Bowler Hat Guy. Together, they take off in a time machine and race to the future to try and fix the past.

Who's it for: Everyone. Kids will love this movie and parents should find enough humor and excitement. There are only a couple scary moments for the little ones, but it seems on-par with other Disney features.
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Blades of Glory - Movie Review

"Blades of Glory"

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Ferrell's 'Blades" stuck in drunken sarcasm ... again

Plot: It's a tale as old as time ... Chazz Michael Michaels (Will Ferrell) is a cocky, sex addicted figure skater, and his arch-rival Jimmy MacElroy (Josh Heder) is a sheltered ice-skating phenom. They get into a huge fight after a competition and both are banned from men's competitions. Through a loop-hole, they become a figure-skating pair and attempt to put aside their differences and capture gold.

Who's it for: In an odd combination, I would say "Blades of Glory" is for teenage boys and fans of figure skating. The humor is mostly crude and there are tons of cameos from figure skating legends such as Scott Hamilton, Dorothy Hamill and Brian Boitano.
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Friday, March 23, 2007

Bernie Mac - "Pride" - interview

A standup guy: Bernie Mac chats with Beep about respect, responsibility

When Bernie Mac walks into a room, there is no posse, no bodyguards waiting outside. “They would get in my way,” he says.

Mac grew up in Inglewood on the south side of Chicago. And when you listen to him talk, he definitely hasn’t forgotten his upbringing. Or how to talk. But unlike some interviews, where I finish and have a pocketful of unasked questions, this wasn’t the case with Mac. I didn’t get to ask every question I wanted, but everything he said felt genuine, every tangent he took was worth hearing. It’s a rare trait, and perhaps one he learned from “Big Momma.”
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Shooter - Movie Review

"Shooter"

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Plot: Bob Lee Swagger (Mark Wahlberg) is a former Marine Corp sniper. He is convinced to go back into service and is double-crossed. Now, he’s on the run and has to prove his innocence. I think I just described 75 percent of action movies from the ’80s.

Who’s it for: It’s an action flick. Plain and simple.
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TMNT - Movie Review

"TMNT"

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Plot: First, you must know that Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are exactly that, mutated turtles, who are trained by Master Splinter (a rat) in the ways of a ninja. This particular adventure starts with the turtles each doing their own thing as Leonardo is off learning how to be a true leader. Here’s where things get a little scattered. It seems 3,000 years ago, a ruler found a gateway to another dimension. This froze his evil friends, granted him eternal life and released 13 evil monsters in the world. Now he’s trying to do it all over again and it’s the turtles’ job to stop him.

Who’s it for: Kids. It’s animated, which was a good call. There isn’t any adult humor or inside jokes to speak of and the plot doesn’t really make sense, which should bother anyone older. But the kids won’t mind.
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Reign Over Me - Movie Review

"Reign Over Me"

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Plot: Alan Johnson (Don Cheadle) runs into his old college roommate Charlie (Adam Sandler). Charlie had lost his entire family in the September 11 attack on New York. Alan attempts to help Charlie as both men seem to have issues they are trying to resolve.
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