Stuff I Wrote

21 - movie review

2008-03-28T05:41:00.001-05:00

Drawing a blank: Basic intelligence missing from '21'

By Jeff Bayer | Contributing Film Critic

"21" is a film about six MIT students learning how to count cards and then take down Vegas for millions at blackjack. The one thing you need for that is massive intelligence, yet that is the characteristic most absent from this film.

It's based on the true story and book "Bringing Down the House" and goes beyond the old standby that says the book is always better than the film. Changes were made, the least of which was making the main character white instead of Asian. Ben Campbell (Jim Sturgess) is an MIT student struggling for money. He needs $300,000 for medical school, yet never once considers a student loan. He's also never heard of blackjack, which almost makes less sense.

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Sean Faris - Never Back Down - interview

2008-03-17T13:30:00.001-05:00

CELEBTV.COM CHATS WITH SEAN FARIS

March 17, 2008

Sean Faris, star of the new mixed martial arts (MMA) flick Never Back Down might be a new face in Hollywood, but the 25-year-old got a jump on acting when he was just a kid.

The Cleveland native, who bears a striking resemblance to Tom Cruise, used to tell people the Top Gun star was his dad.

But these days, Faris is making a name for himself.

CelebTV.com talked with Faris about the Hollywood scene, Karate Kid and whipping himself into shape for his new film.

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Never Back Down - movie review

2008-03-14T05:45:00.000-05:00

'Never Back Down' fights for a little respect

By Jeff Bayer | Daily Herald Correspondent

You don't sit down to a Britney Spears' concert to hear great opera. That has to be the mind-set when you walk into the theater for "Never Back Down," a story of an angry kid finding mixed martial arts and trying to turn his life around.

First of all, I'm a fan of "Karate Kid," all of the "Rocky" flicks (except No. 5), "Diggstown" and even "Gladiator" (not the Oscar winner). That said, I still wasn't expecting much of "Never Back Down."

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Miss Pettigrew Lives For A Day - movie review

2008-03-07T08:14:00.001-06:00

Comic timing everything for McDormand, Adams in funny 'Miss Pettigrew'

By Jeff Bayer | Contributing Film Critic

Disheveled and worn down, Miss Pettigrew (Frances McDormand) goes from bad to worse.

Before the opening credits of "Miss Pettigrew Lives for a Day" are finished, she gets fired from her job as a nanny, loses all of her possessions and can't find a bite to eat.

Set in 1939 London, just as World War II is about to break out, Miss Pettigrew must try and make a go of it. What follows is an infectious comedy that becomes a wonderful drama.

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The Bank Job - movie review

2008-03-07T08:11:00.000-06:00

'Bank Job' can't balance tense action with fun caper

By Jeff Bayer | Contributing Film Critic

Inspired by the true story of a 1971 London bank heist that goes terribly wrong, "The Bank Job" has it all: corruption, sex scandals, political intrigue, murder.

Despite all of those wonderfully evil things, the film never takes off.

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The 6th Annual Scorecard Movie Awards - THE WINNERS

2008-02-24T18:46:00.005-06:00

CLICK HERE to view the complete results of
The 6th Annual Scorecard Movie Awards

And here is the list of winners...

Funniest - Juno 7.80
Scariest - No Country for Old Men 8
Saddest - Away From Her 7.78
Best Blockbuster - The Bourne Ultimatum 8.2
Best Music - Once 8.87
Most Disappointing - Spider-Man 3 6.2
Best Action Hero/Villian/Superhuman - Anton Chigurh - No Country for Old Men 9.31
Best Ending - Michael Clayton 8.13
Best Documentary - No End in Sight 7.8
Best Animated - Persepolis 8.71
Best Visuals: Special Effects - 300 8.36
Best Visuals: Non-Special Effects - There Will Be Blood 8.84
Best Screenplay: Adapted - No Country for Old Men 8.73
Best Screenplay: Original - Juno 8.72
Best Supporting Actress - Cate Blanchett - I'm Not There 8.69
Best Supporting Actor - Javier Bardem (-) No Country for Old Men 9.39
Best Actress - Marion Cotillard (-) La Vie en Rose 9
Best Actor - Daniel Day-Lewis (-) There Will Be Blood 9.27
Best Acting - Entire Cast - No Country for Old Men 9.14
Best Film of 2007 - No Country for Old Men 9

Best Cameo - (Tie) Keith Richards - Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End & Ryan Seacrest - Knocked Up

Quote of the Year - What's the most you ever lost on a coin toss? - Javier Bardem - No Country for Old Men

Actress of the Year - Jennifer Garner (-) The Kingdom, Juno
Actor of the Year - Michael Cera (-) Superbad, Juno

Hall of Fame Actresses - Cate Blanchett & Susan Sarandon
Hall of Fame Actors - Daniel Day Lewis & Denzel Washington
Hall of Fame Films - Casablanca & Silence of the Lambs & Braveheart (Silence and Braveheart tie)

Charlie Bartlett - movie review

2008-02-22T07:24:00.000-06:00

"Charlie Bartlett" not deep enough

By Jeff Bayer | Contributing Film Critic

In the first few minutes of the film, I want to pull Charlie aside and have a heart to heart. I want to explain to him he doesn't have to try so hard, and being popular really shouldn't be that important. But then we wouldn't have a movie now would we?

"Charlie Bartlett" is an earnest attempt to tackle the glaring problem of over-medicating today's kids. Unfortunately, a genuine debate is never created, and our lead character isn't really that charming.

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The 6th Annual Scorecard Movie Awards

2008-02-17T13:08:00.003-06:00

It's that time again...

It's the 6th Annual Scorecard Movie Awards
(formerly The j Awards)
From Jeff Bayer, film critic with the Daily Herald

The Academy Awards just don't cut it. Every year I watch, and every year I think they get something wrong.
Not only that, why can't there be more than five nominations, categories that fans care about (no offense "Best Achievement in Sound Editing), and who got second place?

Instead of sitting still -- I created the Scorecard Movie Awards.

Categories range from the typical (Best Overall Cast, Best Actor, Best Film) to the atypical (Best Ending, Best Quote, Funniest).

If you have seen two movies or 200, it doesn't matter. You only vote for the films you have seen.

There are 27 questions including the Hall of Fame.

Most categories, you will vote from 1-10, with 10 being the highest. You are scoring each individual nomination, not ranking them. So you can have multiple 7s, 8s, 10s, it doesn't matter. And your favorite nomination doesn't have to receive a 10.

Enjoy.

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Definitely, Maybe - movie review

2008-02-14T08:53:00.000-06:00

Solid performances take the maybe out of 'Definitely'

By Jeff Bayer | Contributing Film Critic

The romantic comedy is a difficult beast to tame.

"Love Actually" made it look easy; other films, such as "27 Dresses," seem to run out of material too quickly.

"Definitely, Maybe" takes a crack at getting some laughs, some tears and a little romance -- and it works. Definitely.

Will (Ryan Reynolds) attempts to explain his past relationships and impending divorce to his 11-year-old daughter, Maya (Abigail Breslin), with a twist -- he changes the names of his romantic partners and won't tell her which woman is her mother.
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Vince Vaughn's Wild West Comedy Show - movie review

2008-02-08T07:26:00.000-06:00

Vaughn's 'Comedy Show' more mild than wild

By Jeff Bayer | Contributing Film Critic

When you hear the name Vince Vaughn, you expect laughter. That seems to be the rule now.

Sure, for a while he attempted drama with a "Psycho" remake, "Clay Pigeons" and "Return to Paradise," but the public spoke with their wallets. None of those films made much money, and Vaughn returned to comedy with huge hits such as "Wedding Crashers."

So who better than Vaughn to lead us through 30 cities in 30 days with four stand-up comedians? "Vince Vaughn's Wild West Comedy Show: 30 Days and 30 Nights, Hollywood to the Heartland" is supposed to be a raucous ride of laughter, but it's thin on one important aspect: the jokes.

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John Lehr - 10 Items or Less - interview

2008-01-18T05:54:00.000-06:00

'10 Items or Less' and John Lehr: Total improv

Jeff Bayer | Beep film critic
Thursday, January 17, 2008

John Lehr would like to thank you and make sure you come again. The creator and star of “10 Items or Less,” the TBS sitcom about a local grocery store, is beginning the second season of the show. The comedy is almost all improv with no character dialogue written beforehand. Lehr has a history of TV -- and film and stage, for that matter -- and spent time in Chicago, attending Northwestern and performing improv.

His wife, author Jennifer Lehr of “Ill-equipped for a Life of Sex: A Memoir,” is pregnant with their second child, and though he loves parenthood, Lehr vows his resolution this year “is to not have any more children. I’m getting it cut. Whatever it takes, I’m done.”

We sat down at the Four Seasons and talked about the sitcom and his time in Chicago, and I even gave him a quiz about his “10 Items” character Leslie Pool.

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Cloverfield - movie review

2008-01-18T05:53:00.000-06:00

Jeff: ‘Cloverfield’ delivers a roller-coaster ride

Jeff Bayer | Beep Film Critic
Friday, January 18, 2008

Plot: A monster attacks New York and some twentysomethings capture it all on their camcorder as they try to regroup and escape from the city before it is destroyed.
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Cassandra's Dream - movie review

2008-01-18T05:51:00.000-06:00

Jeff: Woody Allen reinvents himself with ‘Cassandra’

Jeff Bayer | Beep Film Critic
Friday, January 18, 2008

Plot: Two brothers (Ewan McGregor and Colin Farrell) have financial problems in England. When their rich uncle (Tom Wilkinson) makes a rare appearance, both of them want favors, but he has a request of his own that throws the brothers into a world of chaos.
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27 Dresses - movie review

2008-01-18T05:50:00.000-06:00

Jeff: ‘27 Dresses’ runs out of material

Jeff Bayer | Beep Film Critic
Friday, January 18, 2008

Plot: Jane (Katherine Heigel) has been a bridesmaid 27 different times. She always gives to others, never taking time for herself. When her sister gets engaged to her boss and secret crush (Ed Burns), helping with this wedding could prove too much. Especially when a journalist (James Marsden) starts to question her life.
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Mad Money - movie review

2008-01-18T05:48:00.000-06:00

Jeff: Jokes are in short supply in ‘Mad Money’

Jeff Bayer | Beep Film Critic
Friday, January 18, 2008

Plot: When Bridget (Diane Keaton) learns her husband (Ted Danson) is on the verge of losing their lifestyle, she slowly plots a scheme to get some extra cash. At her new job Bridget enlists the help of Nina (Queen Latifah) and Jackie (Katie Holmes) to rob the Federal Reserve Bank.
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There Will Be Blood - movie review

2008-01-04T14:51:00.000-06:00

Jeff: Day-Lewis is the lifeblood of oil saga

Jeff Bayer | Beep Film Critic
Friday, January 4, 2008

Plot: Based on Upton Sinclair’s novel, Daniel Plainview (Daniel Day-Lewis) is an oil prospector with a competitive appetite. He takes in an orphan and attempts to take control of a small community called Little Boston that is sitting on a pile of oil.
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THE TOP FILMS OF 2007

2007-12-28T08:39:00.000-06:00

At first, I thought I would do the Top 7 films of 2007. Then it became 21.
This is a link to the pdf file as this is only available in print right now.

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The Orphanage - movie review

2007-12-28T08:38:00.000-06:00

Jeff: ‘Orphanage’ is the scariest film of 2007

Jeff Bayer | Beep Film Critic
Friday, December 28, 2007

Plot: Laura (Belen Rueda) returns to the home that used to serve as an orphanage. She now wants to raise her son Simon and other children in need. Simon begins to create six imaginary friends and play games that begin to remind Laura of her past and perhaps a horrific mystery.
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The Bucket List - movie review

2007-12-27T18:13:00.000-06:00

Jeff: ‘Bucket List’ can be dumped

Jeff Bayer | Beep Film Critic
Tuesday, December 25, 2007

Plot: Two older men (Jack Nicholson and Morgan Freeman) are terminally ill, and after putting up a good fight, they decide to make a list of things to do before they die.
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The Great Debaters - movie review

2007-12-27T18:11:00.000-06:00

Jeff: ‘Debaters’ doesn’t quite hit the ‘great’ mark

Jeff Bayer | Beep Film Critic
Tuesday, December 25, 2007

Plot: This is the true story of controversial professor Melvin Tolson (Denzel Washington) and his attempt to take the newly formed African-American Wiley College Texas debate team to elite status. Through their struggles, they are invited to battle the national champions, Harvard.
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The Water Horse: The Legend of the Deep - movie review

2007-12-26T19:46:00.000-06:00

Jeff: ‘Water Horse’ just barely strong enough

Jeff Bayer | Beep Film Critic
Tuesday, December 25, 2007

Plot: Based on the book by Dick King-Smith, the film follows a young boy named Angus (Alex Etel) who discovers a magical egg, which hatches a creature known as a water horse. The story is set in Scotland during World War II, and the house that Angus’ mother cares for becomes overrun with soldiers. Angus must try to keep his pet a secret. It’s a twist on the telling of the Loch Ness Monster.
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Champagne Variety for the New Year - feature

2007-12-21T19:46:00.000-06:00

Many variables when it comes to champagne
by Jeff Bayer

It's almost time to pop the bubbly, but perhaps you need a little more information before that holiday brunch or dinner. There are a wide variety of options, and, of course, the most important item to learn is … that might not be champagne you're drinking.
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The Diving Bell and the Butterfly - movie review

2007-12-21T10:43:00.000-06:00

Jeff: ‘Diving Bell’ is a hypnotic experience

Jeff Bayer | Beep Film Critic
Friday, December 21, 2007

Plot: This is the true story of Jean-Dominique Bauby (Mathieu Amalric), a successful editor of French Elle. A horrific stroke leaves his mind intact but his entire body paralyzed. He finds hope with his memories and imagination, attempting to make something of his new state.
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Youth Without Youth - movie review

2007-12-21T10:41:00.000-06:00

Jeff: ‘Youth Without Youth’ is an artistic mess

Jeff Bayer | Beep Film Critic
Friday, December 21, 2007

Plot: Dominic (Tim Roth) is an old professor of linguistics. When he is struck by lightning, his youth is somehow restored. Nazi scientists are interested, and Dominic must go on the run. He then encounters a woman who reminds him of his lost love, and he must choose between his life’s work and love.
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P.S. I Love You - movie review

2007-12-21T10:39:00.000-06:00

Jeff: P.S., it’s hard to love this one

Jeff Bayer | Beep Film Critic
Friday, December 21, 2007

Plot: A young widow (Hilary Swank) loses that one in a million love, but her dead husband (Gerard Butler) has left numerous letters behind to help her get on with her life.
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National Treasure: Book of Secrets

2007-12-20T12:45:00.000-06:00

'Book of Secrets' can't keep lid on bad acting, outrageous plot

When we last left off with treasure hunter Benjamin Franklin Gates (Nicolas Cage) he was on an action-packed quest around the globe to find treasure and save the world. Now he's back with the sequel "National Treasure: Book of Secrets" to find treasure and save … his family name.
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Charlie Wilson's War - movie review

2007-12-20T12:43:00.000-06:00

Jeff: ‘Charlie Wilson’s War’ wins

Jeff Bayer | Beep Film Critic
Thursday, December 20, 2007

Plot: Based on a true story, Texas Congressman Charlie Wilson (Tom Hanks) has a Houston socialite (Julia Roberts) push him toward helping Afghanistan, in their attempt to win their war with the Soviets. Wilson ends up traveling around the world trying to get this done with the help of CIA agent Gust Avrakotos (Philip Seymour Hoffman).
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Sweeney Todd - movie review

2007-12-20T12:41:00.000-06:00

Jeff: ‘Sweeney Todd’ a bloody good show

Jeff Bayer | Beep Film Critic
Thursday, December 20, 2007

Plot: This musical gets the big-screen adaptation from director Tim Burton. Sweeney Todd (Johnny Depp) is a highly trained barber who was wrongly imprisoned by Judge Turpin (Alan Rickman). He comes back to town, seeking revenge and gets help from Mrs. Lovett (Helena Bonham Carter) and her meat pie shop.
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Laura Linney - The Savages - interview

2007-12-20T12:38:00.000-06:00

Laura Linney loves being a woman known for no one thing

Jeff Bayer | Beep Movie Critic
Thursday, December 20, 2007

The title of her new film might be “The Savages,” but Laura Linney proved quite the opposite. The actress co-stars with Oscar winner Philip Seymour Hoffman in a film about two siblings who suddenly getting yanked out of their self-obsessed lives to deal with a an ailing father now entering a nursing home.
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Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story - movie review

2007-12-20T12:37:00.001-06:00

Jeff: Reilly does ‘Walk Hard’ for laughs

Jeff Bayer | Beep Film Critic
Thursday, December 20, 2007

Plot: By the team that brought you the comedy “Talladega Nights” comes the story of singer Dewey Cox (John C. Reilly), who leads a hard life, has ups and downs trying to survive in the music industry, and reinvents himself many times over.
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The Savages - movie review

2007-12-20T12:33:00.000-06:00

Jeff: ‘The Savages’ doesn’t have much bite

Jeff Bayer | Beep Film Critic
Thursday, December 20, 2007

Plot: Wendy (Laura Linney) and Jon (Philip Seymour Hoffman) are siblings who find themselves removed from their self-centered lives in an attempt to deal with their ailing father. The two must look beyond themselves as they deal with putting their dad in a home.
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Juno - movie review

2007-12-14T07:53:00.000-06:00

Jeff: Juno lives up to great expectation

Jeff Bayer | Beep Film Critic
Friday, December 14, 2007

Plot: Juno (Ellen Page) is an offbeat teenager who has an unplanned pregnancy. She makes the difficult decision to look for adoptive parents and finds Mark (Jason Bateman) and Vanessa (Jennifer Garner).
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I Am Legend - movie review

2007-12-14T07:52:00.000-06:00

Jeff: ‘I Am Legend’ will be forgotten

Jeff Bayer | Beep Film Critic
Friday, December 14, 2007

Plot: Based on the 1950s novel, “I Am Legend” tells the story of Robert Neville (Will Smith), the last known survivor of a virus known as KV. Robert is still attempting to find a cure, since the infection has a lasting, horrific effect on its victims.
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The Kite Runner - movie review

2007-12-14T07:49:00.000-06:00

Jeff: ‘Kite Runner’ paints vivid, tragic picture

Jeff Bayer | Beep Film Critic
Friday, December 14, 2007

Plot: Based on the best-seller by author Khaled Hosseini, a lifelong bond between two Middle Eastern boys gets thrown into turmoil after a kite-fighting tournament. Years later Amir (Khalid Abdalla) is an author in California, and heads back to Afghanistan to help his old friend and his friend’s son.
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Grace is Gone - movie review

2007-12-14T07:48:00.000-06:00

Jeff: ‘Grace is Gone’ disappoints, unfortunately

Jeff Bayer | Beep Film Critic
Friday, December 14, 2007

Plot: Stanley Phillips’ (John Cusack) wife is killed serving in Iraq. He then takes his two daughters on a spontaneous road trip trying to overcome his grief and finding the strength to tell his daughters what has happened to their mom.
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Alvin and the Chipmunks - movie review

2007-12-14T07:46:00.000-06:00

Jeff: These rodents should have stayed in the past

Jeff Bayer | Beep Film Critic
Friday, December 14, 2007

Plot: The chipmunks get the CGI/live-action treatment, in this update. Songwriter Dave Seville (Jason Lee) is down on his luck, until he takes in three singing chipmunks. Led by Alvin, they get into constant trouble as they become pop sensations.
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Atonement - movie review

2007-12-07T14:29:00.000-06:00

Jeff: Epic romance is the heart of ‘Atonement’

Jeff Bayer | Beep Film Critic
Friday, December 7, 2007

Plot: Based on Ian McEwan’s 2002 heartbreaking novel, this is a story of 13-year-old Briony accusing her sister (Kiera Knightley) and lover (James McAvoy) of a crime they didn’t commit. Things spiral beyond Briony’s control when World War II affects everyone in unforeseen ways.
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The Golden Compass - movie review

2007-12-07T14:27:00.000-06:00

Jeff: ‘Compass’ will leave you scratching your head

Jeff Bayer | Beep Film Critic
Friday, December 7, 2007

Plot: Based on Philip Pullman’s best-selling novel comes the story of Lyra (Dakota Blue Richards), a 12-year-old girl who has been raised in a university by her uncle (Daniel Craig). Lyra sets off on a journey in this alternative world with her spirit animal by her side trying to rescue missing children and perhaps save the universe.
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Holiday Movie Preview - feature

2007-11-21T10:52:00.000-06:00

What are you watching this holiday?

Jeff Bayer | Contributing Writer
Wednesday, November 21, 2007

Just like the typically insane overdone holiday meal, Hollywood brings us an overflowing plate of films to choose from. The main dish is the Oscar hopefuls. Normally at this time of year, there are a couple of films that already seem to have nominations locked up, but this year’s race is wide open. Beyond the films hoping for awards, we have some family crowd pleasers such as Disney’s “Enchanted.” There are side dishes as well like “Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story” by the team that brought us “Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby.” So without further ado, let’s chow down on the 2007 Holiday Movie Preview.
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Enchanted - movie review

2007-11-21T10:50:00.000-06:00

Jeff: ‘Enchanted’ not quite McDreamy

Jeff Bayer | Beep Film Critic
Wednesday, November 21, 2007

Plot: A classic animated fairytale smacks New York right in the face when a princess (Amy Adams) is cast out of her land by an evil queen (Susan Sarandon). Will her prince (James Marsden) rescue her? Or will a handsome lawyer (Patrick Dempsey) change her views?
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Margot at the Wedding - movie review

2007-11-21T10:49:00.000-06:00

Jeff: Dysfunction is guest of honor at this ‘Wedding’

Jeff Bayer | Beep Film Critic
Wednesday, November 21, 2007

Plot: Margot (Nicole Kidman) and her son attend the wedding of her sister (Jennifer Jason Leigh). Margot constantly points out everyone’s shortcomings, including her sister’s soon-to-be husband Malcolm (Jack Black), all while she is dealing with her own life falling apart.
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I'm Not There - movie review

2007-11-21T10:48:00.000-06:00

Jeff: You have to love Dylan to enjoy ‘I’m Not There’

Jeff Bayer | Beep Film Critic
Wednesday, November 21, 2007

Plot: Inspired by the music and many lives of Bob Dylan comes “I’m Not There.” Todd Haynes directs six different actors portraying Dylan as a series of shifting personae at different moments in his life and/or dreams.
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Beowulf - movie review

2007-11-16T11:49:00.000-06:00

Jeff: ‘Beowulf’ in 3-D is a must see

Jeff Bayer | Beep Film Critic
Friday, November 16, 2007

Plot: A great warrior named Beowulf (Ray Winstone) comes to a land in need of a hero. He attempts to battle a beast known as Grendel (Crispin Glover), but then Beowulf realizes the monster has a seductive mother (Angelina Jolie) who is even more evil.
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Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium - movie review

2007-11-16T11:47:00.000-06:00

Jeff: No big laughs, but ‘Emporium’ still has some magic

Jeff Bayer | Beep Film Critic
Friday, November 16, 2007

Plot: “Mr. Magorium’s Wonder Emporium” is a magic toy story where everything comes to life. Mr. Magorium (Dustin Hoffman) runs the place, but when he decides to depart, he hires an accountant (Jason Bateman) and attempts to leave the store in the reluctant hands of the store manager, Molly (Natalie Portman).
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No Country for Old Men - movie review

2007-11-09T08:17:00.000-06:00

Jeff: ‘No Country’ a great game of cat and mouse

Jeff Bayer | Beep Film Critic
Friday, November 9, 2007

Plot: Based on the novel by Pulitzer Prize-winning American writer Cormac McCarthy, this is the story of Llewelyn (Josh Brolin) stumbling upon pickup trucks surrounded by dead men, drugs and $2 million. He takes the cash, which leads to a killer (Javier Bardem) chasing him down and a local sheriff (Tommy Lee Jones) attempting to contain the violence.
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Fred Claus - movie review

2007-11-09T08:15:00.000-06:00

Jeff: ‘Fred Claus’ has Vince and not much else

Jeff Bayer | Beep Film Critic
Friday, November 9, 2007

Plot: We’ve never been told the tale of Santa’s brother Fred, until now. Fred (Vince Vaughn) is stuck in the shadow of Santa (Paul Giamatti), but after Fred gets into some financial trouble, he is forced to head to the North Pole and work with the jolliest man alive. When Clyde (Kevin Spacey) shows up for an audit, the future of Christmas is in jeopardy.
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Lions for Lambs - movie review

2007-11-09T08:05:00.000-06:00

Jeff: No bombshells in ‘Lions for Lambs’

Jeff Bayer | Beep Film Critic
Friday, November 9, 2007

Plot: Injuries to two Army rangers on a new military assignment in Afghanistan are all connected to Senator Irving (Tom Cruise), reporter Janine Roth (Meryl Streep) and a political-science professor (Robert Redford).
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Josh Brolin - No Coutnry for Old Men & American Gangster - interview

2007-11-09T08:01:00.000-06:00

Hitting his stride: Beep chats with Josh Brolin

Jeff Bayer | Beep Film Critic

Friday, November 9, 2007

The older brother in “Goonies” is probably the most popular role Josh Brolin has ever played. After more than 20 years as an actor on stage and the big screen, that might be changing. Brolin starred in “Grindhouse,” “American Gangster,” “Into the Valley of Elah,” and his biggest role of the year in the Coen brothers’ “No Country for Old Men.”

Before we sat down to begin the interview, Brolin looked out the window and said, “ I actually slept well for the first time in about a year last night.” It’s easy to understand why, considering he was getting roles in films like “Into the Blue” and now he’s working with Denzel Washington, Tommy Lee Jones and Russell Crowe. And if you’re curious, even though he looks like a black coffee kind of guy, he drinks hot tea.
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Bee Movie - movie review

2007-11-02T08:20:00.000-05:00

Jeff: ‘Bee’ buzzes right along

Jeff Bayer | Daily Herald
Friday, November 2, 2007

Plot: Through the comedy of Jerry Seinfeld comes an animated story of a bee name Barry B. Benson (Seinfeld) who wants more out of working in the bee factory. He sets off on an adventure and breaks the cardinal rule, he talks to a florist (Renee Zellweger). This leads to a crash course in interacting with humans that could have disastrous consequences.
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American Gangster - movie review

2007-11-02T08:18:00.000-05:00

Jeff: ‘American Gangster’ chooses style over substance

Jeff Bayer | Beep Film Critic
Friday, November 2, 2007

Plot: “American Gangster” is based on the true story of Frank Lucas (Denzel Washington), the heroin kingpin of Harlem in the 1970s. Richie Roberts (Russell Crowe) is an outcast cop who heads up the newly formed DEA. Both have a deep pride in what they do, and approach a confrontation where only one can come out on top.
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Dan in Real Life - movie review

2007-10-26T08:09:00.000-05:00

Jeff: ‘Dan in Real Life’ is utter fiction

Jeff Bayer | Beep Film Critic
Friday, October 26, 2007

Plot: Dan Burns (Steve Carell) is a widowed advice columnist with three daughters. He meets Marie (Juliette Binoche) in a bookstore and immediately falls for her, but then Dan realizes Marie is his brother’s (Dane Cook) girlfriend. Chaos ensues when they are all under one roof with the rest of the Burns family at their parents’ annual get-together.
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Wes Anderson & Jason Schwartzman - interview

2007-10-19T10:42:00.000-05:00

Train of thought: Beep chats with ‘Darjeeling’ director, actor

Jeff Bayer | Beep Film Critic
Friday, October 19, 2007

“The Darjeeling Limited” is about three American brothers who haven’t seen each other in a year. They reunite in India on a train ride aboard the Darjeeling Limited, which they hope will lead to a spiritual journey and once again being a close family. But with any Wes Anderson film, there is much more going on. Typically, his movies such as “The Royal Tenenbaums” and “Rushmore” get better with repeat viewings, so you might just want to consider a second sit-through.

I sat down with director Anderson and star Jason Schwartzman at the Drake Hotel. “Rushmore” is one of my favorite films of all-time, so after a quick compliment, we talked about traveling to India, Schwartzman being barefoot in the film, and Anderson’s secret film with Noah Baumbach.
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Gone Baby Gone - movie review

2007-10-19T10:39:00.000-05:00

Jeff: Affleck brothers are great in ‘Gone Baby Gone’

Jeff Bayer | Beep Film Critic
Friday, October 19, 2007

Plot: Based on the novel by Dennis Lehane (“Mystic River”) comes a story of two Boston private investigators hunting for a kidnapped 4-year-old girl in the seamiest parts of the city. This quickly becomes an obsession for Patrick (Casey Affleck) and Angie (Michelle Monaghan) both professionally and personally.
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30 Days of Night - movie review

2007-10-19T10:36:00.000-05:00

Jeff: ‘30 Days of Night’ should be kept in the dark

Jeff Bayer | Beep Film Critic
Friday, October 19, 2007

Plot: For 30 days every winter, the town of Barrow, Alaska, is plunged into a state of complete darkness. This time, a group of vampires takes advantage of the uninterrupted darkness to feed. Sheriff Eben (Josh Hartnett), his estranged wife Stella (Melissa George), and the rest of the town must attempt to survive until the sun rises again.
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We Own the Night - movie review

2007-10-12T13:55:00.000-05:00

Jeff: ‘Night’ a roller coaster of good, bad scenes

Jeff Bayer | Beep Film Critic
Friday, October 12, 2007

Plot: Bobby (Joaquin Phoenix) has turned his back on the family business, which is the New York City Police Department. Joseph (Mark Wahlberg) is an up-and-coming officer who runs into brother Bobby while working a case. And when Burt (Robert Duvall), their legendary father and police chief, enters the mix the family is once again forced together during the escalating drug problems of the 1980s.
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Elizabeth: The Golden Age - movie review

2007-10-12T13:49:00.000-05:00

Jeff: ‘Elizabeth’ ages well

Jeff Bayer | Beep Film Critic
Friday, October 12, 2007

Plot: When we last left off, Elizabeth entered into the “Virgin Queen” stage. Cate Blanchett reprises her role as the Queen, and now she faces family betrayal and a challenge to her throne by the Spanish King Philip II. Sir Francis Walsingham (Geoffrey Rush) is back by her side, and Elizabeth also seeks affection and advice from Sir Walter Raleigh (Clive Owen).
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Michael Clayton - Movie Review

2007-10-07T14:04:00.000-05:00

Jeff: Clooney is Oscar-worthy in ‘Michael Clayton’

Jeff Bayer | Beep Film Critic
Friday, October 5, 2007

Plot: Michael Clayton (George Clooney) is an in-house fixer for a law firm. He takes care of the dirty work for Kenner, Bach & Ledeen, one of the largest corporate firms in New York. He’s unhappy with his job, his divorce and a failed business venture with his brother. But now, he has to focus on dealing with the brilliant Arthur Edens (Tom Wilkinson) who goes off the deep end with a case that could jeopardize more than Michael’s job.
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The Darjeeling Limited - Movie Review

2007-10-07T14:02:00.000-05:00

Jeff: ‘Darjeeling Limited’ is not up to full steam

Plot: Three American brothers, who haven’t seen each other in a year, reunite in India on a train ride aboard the Darjeeling Limited, which they hope will lead to a spiritual journey and once again being a close family.
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The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford - Movie Review

2007-10-07T13:59:00.000-05:00

Jeff: ‘Jesse James’ misses the target

Plot: A young Robert Ford (Casey Affleck) gets his wish and joins Jesse James’ (Brad Pitt) gang. Slowly, Robert begins to resent the legendary outlaw and hatches a plan to kill the man he idolized.
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The Kingdom - Movie Review

2007-10-07T13:56:00.000-05:00

Jeff: 'Kingdom' comes, and brings an intense action film

Jeff Bayer | Beep Film Critic
Friday, September 28, 2007
Plot: After a horrific attack on a Western housing compound in Saudi Arabia, an international incident is ignited. Special Agent Ronald Fleury (Jamie Foxx) takes his team into uncharted territory and attempts to work with the Saudi police to try to locate the terrorist behind the crimes, bring him to justice, and make it out alive.
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Into the Wild - Movie Review

2007-10-07T13:53:00.001-05:00

Plot: Right after graduating college, 22-year-old Christopher McCandless (Emile Hirsch) walks away from his privileged life and toward a search for adventure. Eventually, his travels take him to Alaska where he attempts to brave the elements. Based on Jon Krakauer’s acclaimed bestseller.
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Feast of Love - Movie Review

2007-10-07T13:52:00.000-05:00

Jeff: 'Feast of Love' actually devours romance

Plot: In a coffee shop in Portland, Harry (Morgan Freeman) witnesses relationships coming and going. Extreme romantic Bradley (Greg Kinnear) keeps falling, no matter how hard. And young love blossoms between another couple, Chloe and Oscar.
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Emile Hirsch - Into the Wild - Interview

2007-09-21T08:08:00.000-05:00

Emile Hirsch chats with Beep about ‘Into the Wild’, Sean Penn and ‘Speed Racer’

“Into the Wild” opens the same weekend I get married. It’s a story about running away from society with no plan, no money and no family contact and I absolutely loved it. Please keep in mind that I have no plans in following Christopher McCandless’s footsteps, played perfectly by Emile Hirsch, nor am I worried about entering into marriage with the woman I love. I just think it’s one of those funny coincidences that should be noticed and appreciated. I swear.
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Good Luck Chuck - Movie Review

2007-09-21T08:06:00.000-05:00

Jeff: ‘Chuck’ needs more than just good luck

Plot: Charles (Dane Cook) seems to be the lucky charm for women. Whenever he sleeps with a woman, the next man she meets, she marries. This means women flock to him, so when Charles finally meets someone he truly cares about in Cam (Jessica Alba), she’s nervous about his track record, and he’s nervous if the curse is really true.
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Sydney White - Movie Review

2007-09-21T08:05:00.000-05:00

Jeff: ‘Sydney White’ not the fairest of them all

Plot: Tomboy Sydney White (Amanda Bynes) heads off to college to join her deceased mother’s sorority. After she goes through rush, Sydney is kicked out of the sorority by the stuck-up house president Rachel (Sara Paxton). Once banished, she’s taken in by seven outcasts and attempts to reclaim the campus for all the outsiders.
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The Hunting Party - Movie Review

2007-09-21T08:03:00.000-05:00

Jeff: ‘Hunting Party’ simply lost its way

Plot: A cameraman named Duck (Terrence Howard) has followed TV reporter Simon Hunt (Richard Gere) into some of the most dangerous war zones around the world. After an on-air break down, Simon goes off on his own. Five years later, he crosses Duck’s path again in Sarajevo. This time, Simon wants to go after Bosnia’s “most wanted,” a man known as “The Fox.” So he tries to convince Duck and a rookie reporter (Jesse Eisenberg) to go along for the ride.
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Eastern Promises - Movie Review

2007-09-14T12:08:00.000-05:00

Jeff: ‘Eastern Promises’ an unforgettable surprise

Plot: A young woman dies and her baby survives during pregnancy. This leads a nurse (Naomi Watts) to track down her family, using a diary left behind. But the young woman has ties to one of London’s most powerful Russian mobs. The family’s driver (Viggo Mortensen) is called upon to take care of the nurse’s inquires.
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The Brave One - Movie Review

2007-09-14T08:48:00.000-05:00

Jeff: ‘The Brave One’: ‘Batman'-style revenge sans the costume

Plot: A radio host (Jodie Foster) loves her life, but when her fiancé is brutally attacked, she decides to go on a rampage in the streets of New York. Her pursuit of evildoers catches the attention of the media and the NYPD, with a police detective (Terrence Howard) hot on her trail.
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In the Valley of Elah - Movie Review

2007-09-14T08:47:00.000-05:00

Jeff: ‘Valley of Elah’ filled with peaks

Plot: A veteran (Tommy Lee Jones) searches for his son who mysteriously disappeared, going AWOL after returning from Iraq. A police detective (Charlize Theron) reluctantly helps the veteran search, and they continue to run into road blocks from the military.
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Mr. Woodcock - Movie Review

2007-09-14T08:45:00.000-05:00

Jeff: Hate for teacher -- ‘Mr. Woodcock’ starts strong, fizzles

Plot: John Farley (Seann William Scott) is a self-help author who comes back home to discover his mom (Susan Sarandon) is dating his old nemesis, the gym teacher Mr. Woodcock (Billy Bob Thornton). John sets out to make sure his mom knows what an awful man he is, even if he has to go against the words of his best-selling book.
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3:10 to Yuma - Movie Review

2007-09-07T08:15:00.000-05:00

Jeff: Big ending, good moments save ‘3:10 to Yuma’

Plot: Ben Wade (Russell Crowe) is the most notorious outlaw in the late 1800s. When he is captured, Dan Evans (Christian Bale) is thrust in the position to try and take him into custody, transporting him to the 3:10 train out of Yuma. With Ben’s gang hot on the trail, Dan’s safety will be challenged, especially when his son tags along.
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Shoot'em Up - Movie Review

2007-09-07T08:13:00.000-05:00

Jeff: ‘Shoot’em Up’ just firing blanks

Plot: Mr. Smith (Clive Owen) ends up at the wrong place at the wrong time. He ends up trying to protect a newborn baby from a determined criminal (Paul Giamatti). Luckily, Smith is the best of the best, and he has some help from a prostitute (Monica Belluci).
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Christian Bale - 3:10 to Yuma - Interview

2007-08-31T12:05:00.000-05:00

Bale storm: Beep chats with ‘Yuma,’ ‘Batman’ star Christian Bale

I sat down with Batman and talked about my tonsils. Sure, movie star Christian Bale is currently filming “The Dark Knight,” the follow-up to “Batman Begins,” and he might have better things to talk about (and don’t worry, we did) but I had just had mine removed four days before the interview took place at the Four Seasons downtown.

“Did they give you toast?” he asked is his usual intense manner, albeit sans his English accent. I responded with a no, telling him that was one of the foods they didn’t want me touching.
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Halloween - Movie Review

2007-08-31T12:04:00.000-05:00

Jeff: Let’s not celebrate this ‘Halloween’

Plot: Director Rob Zombie takes a stab (pun intended) at reviving the “Halloween” franchise by showing where Michael Myers got his start as a serial killer.
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Balls of Fury - Movie Review

2007-08-29T14:32:00.000-05:00

Jeff: Dodge ‘Balls of Fury’ at all cost

Plot: A ping-pong protégé (say it 10 times real fast) falls on his face at the Olympics. Years later, he must join forces with the FBI to take down Feng (Christopher Walken), a notorious criminal, and win an underground ping-pong tournament.
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Julie Delpy - 2 Days in Paris - Interview

2007-08-29T07:58:00.000-05:00

Beep chats with 'Paris' actress, director (and even gopher) Julie Delpy

Julie Delpy can’t seem to get enough of running around Europe with men. First she starred in “Before Sunrise” with Ethan Hawke, then years later the sequel, “Before Sunset,” both directed by Richard Linklater. Now she’s directed, wrote, starred, composed and edited the film “2 Days in Paris.” It’s almost the opposite of the “Before” films, instead focusing on the trouble that a relationship can have. Marion (Delpy) and Jack (Adam Goldberg) travel from New York to her parent’s home in Paris, where their bickering hits new heights when they continue to run into Marion’s former boyfriends.

I sat down the Delpy, who greeted me in a robe, but that quickly lost its allure when she explained she had the stomach flu. We spoke about going crazy putting a film together, working with co-star Adam Goldberg and dysfunctional relationships.
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2 Days in Paris - Movie Review

2007-08-24T08:52:00.000-05:00

Jeff: ‘2 Days in Paris’ is a nice, little trip

Plot: Marion (Julie Delpy) is a French photographer who lives in New York with her boyfriend Jack (Adam Goldberg). Together they go to Paris and stay with her parents. While there, a cultural divide begins to develop and the couple’s relationship is consistently tested while Jack encounters Marion’s old boyfriends.
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Resurrecting the Champ - Movie Review

2007-08-24T08:48:00.001-05:00

Jeff: ‘Champ’ not a knockout, but a contender

Plot: Erik (Josh Harnett) is an up-and-coming sports writer in Denver. He’s dealing with being in his father’s shadow, working at the paper with his separated wife, and being a hero to his son. He encounters a homeless man who calls himself Champ (Samuel L. Jackson), and may have stumbled on the story that will take his career to the next level.
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Superbad - Movie Review

2007-08-17T08:23:00.000-05:00

Jeff: 'Superbad' is partly right (it’s super)

Plot: Seth (Jonah Hill) and Evan (Michael Cera) are friends who are never apart. As high school comes to an end they have to deal with going to different colleges. Suddenly, they are given the task of providing alcohol to a party, and they look at it as their last chance to be in the cool crowd. They get Fogel (Christopher Mintz-Plasse) to use his fake I.D., but that only complicates things when he runs into two cops (Bill Hader and screenwriter Seth Rogen).

Who's it for: This is tailor made for college kids but should appeal to a wider audience as long as they can get past the language.

Expectations: With Seth Rogen (“Knocked Up”) writing the script and Michael Cera from “Arrested Development” involved, I was excited. Plus, there was HUGE buzz about this being the funniest movie of the summer. That actually made me nervous because when someone tells you that you’re about to see the funniest movie ever, it normally doesn’t live up to the hype.
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Invasion - Movie Review

2007-08-17T08:20:00.000-05:00

Jeff: Kidman creepy, but not in a good way in 'Invasion'

Plot: When a space shuttle crashes, something from outer space comes with it. Psychiatrist Carol Bennell (Nicole Kidman) and her friend Ben Driscoll (Daniel Craig) learn that when you sleep, this extraterrestrial epidemic attacks, leaving people physically unchanged but strangely unfeeling and inhuman. They need to find an antidote before the human race, as we know it, is destroyed.

Who's it for: This is the second remake of “The Invasion of the Body Snatchers.” Nicole Kidman is in almost every scene, so if you don’t care for her, stay away. Plus, there isn’t as much thrilling scares as I was hoping for.

Expectations: The 1978 remake starting Donald Sutherland is a fantastic film for its time. Plus, it was the first film I remember watching as a child (on cable) that had an unhappy ending. Totally freaked me out. Before that, everything was “happily ever after.” So, if “Invasion” could tap into anything like that, I’d be happy.
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Cast of "Superbad" - Interview

2007-08-15T08:36:00.000-05:00

Love to McLovin: Beep chats with the cast of ‘Superbad’

Jonah Hill, Michael Cera and Christopher Mintz-Plasse don’t know where they had dinner last night. Really, the last few weeks are a blur.

For the stars of the movie “Superbad,” the high school comedy about friends, parties and foul language, it’s been a wild ride. They’ve appeared on Letterman, traveled across the country and, in September, they’ll be in Europe promoting the film.

Hill, of “Knocked Up” fame, is the oldest at 23 and definitely seems to be the leader of the three. Mintz-Plasse, who steals the show in “Superbad” as McLovin, is a first-time actor. And Cera is best known as George Michael from “Arrested Development.”

I sat down with the three on a rooftop in Wrigleyville. Three other reporters joined and we talked about everything from Comic-Con to Seth Rogen, and of course McLovin.
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Stardust - Movie Review

2007-08-10T09:10:00.002-05:00

Jeff: ‘Stardust’ delivers that happily ever after

Plot: A young man, Tristan (Charlie Cox), begins a quest for a fallen star to give to his potential wife (Sienna Miller) and it takes him on quite an adventure. First of, the star turns out to be a beautiful young woman (Claire Daines), and he’s not the only one after her. A witch (Michelle Pfeiffer) and princes trying to gain their father’s crown are also in a deadly pursuit.

Who’s it for: It’s a fantasy, with hints of coy humor throughout. But while kids might like looking at the film, it plays to an older audience.

Expectations: I read and really liked the book. There were hints of “A Princess Bride” in this film, which is an all-time favorite movie for me.
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Rush Hour 3 - Movie Review

2007-08-10T09:07:00.001-05:00

Jeff: ‘Rush Hour 3’ heavy on stereotypes, light on the smiles

Plot: LAPD’s finest, James Carter (Chris Tucker) and Chinese Chief Inspector Lee (Jackie Chan) discover trouble in Paris. I could tell you more about potential brothers, a French finger and a bald woman, but you’re not going to see this film based on plot, are you?

Who's it for: If you want to sit down and watch this movie, it’s either 98 degrees outside and you just need air conditioning or you are a die-hard Chris Tucker fan. Otherwise, there’s better action and comedy out there right now.

Expectations: I had very low expectations. I have only seen the first two films in bits and pieces on cable. Now, I had no choice but to see it in the theater. Rough life I have, huh?
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Matthew Vaughn - Director of "Stardust" - Interview

2007-08-09T18:06:00.000-05:00

'Stardust' director Matthew Vaughn chats with Beep about Gaiman, De Niro and a necrophiliac Prince Charming

A young man who lives next to a magical land makes a promise to the girl he loves that he’ll retrieve a fallen star … and that star ends up being Claire Daines. Michelle Pfeiffer is a witch and Robert De Niro is an effeminate pirate. Don’t worry, it’ll all make sense when you sit down for “Stardust,” which opens this week.

The man who brought this vision to the screen is Matthew Vaughn. I sat down with Vaughn, who wrote the screenplay and directed the film, and spoke about the amazing cast in this film, how he got his start and any wedding advice he might have (Vaughn’s wife is Claudia Schiffer and he was the best man at Guy Ritchie and Madonna’s wedding). He also told me I sounded like Ben Affleck and asked if I’m from Boston (first time questions on both accounts).
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Bourne Ultimatum - Movie Review

2007-08-03T07:55:00.000-05:00

Jeff: ‘Bourne’ again delivers; trilogy’s finale lives up to franchise

Plot: Jason Bourne (Matt Damon) continues to race around the country to try and discover the final mysteries of his past, while new government officials attempt to eliminate him, and anyone else that might try and help him.

Who’s it for: It seems you flock to these movies because you are either a Matt Damon fan, or like edge of your seat action … or perhaps, just perhaps, you like both of these things. And ladies, there isn’t any romance in this one if you were wondering.

Expectations: I expected great things. So far, the “Bourne” series is right up there will the great trilogies of all time. In fact, can you name a better action trilogy (assuming you think part three holds up)?
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Hot Rod - Movie Review

2007-08-03T07:53:00.000-05:00

Jeff: ‘Hot Rod' a dream date -- dumb, cute and funny

Plot: Every stunt man needs to start somewhere, and for Rod Kimble (Andy Samberg), it’s his neighborhood. Along with a couple friends, Rod begins preparations for an elaborate stunt in the hopes of raising enough money for his abusive stepfather to get a heart transplant so he can get healthy … and Rod can attempt to beat him up again.

Who’s it for: You’ve got to appreciate stupid comedies. There is definitely repetitive humor, and it runs long in parts, but there are a few scenes that should induce tears (of joy).

Expectations: I like Andy Samberg’s work on “Saturday Night Live,” but he never struck me as having the talent of a Will Ferrell, Phil Hartman or even a Jimmy Fallon, so the jury was still out for me.
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The Simpsons Movie - Movie Review

2007-07-27T15:31:00.000-05:00

Jeff: ‘Simpsons’ worth a solid woo-hoo!

Plot: OK, let’s pretend the plot matters: Springfield is on the verge of being an environmental wasteland, and Homer pushes it over the edge. With that, the government decides to seal up the town in a giant dome. Now, with the town against him, the EPA (Environmental Protection Agency) after him, and his family having their doubts, Homer must save everyone.

Who's it for: If you have seen a handful of “The Simpsons” episodes, and laughed the majority of the time, then this film is for you. They don’t really push the envelope with language, but we do see an animated Bart naked.

Expectations: I pretty much just watch reruns, and not that often anymore. I decided to expect a solid episode and nothing more, even though they’ve had 18 years, so it should be good.
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No Reservations - Movie Review

2007-07-27T15:28:00.000-05:00

Jeff: ‘No Reservations’ just a half-baked drama

Plot: Master Chef Kate Armstrong (Catherine Zeta-Jones) runs her kitchen and her life with an intense control. When a terrible car accident leaves her in charge of her niece (Abigal Breslin), Kate must try to make room in her home. And a new, free-spirited sous chef (Aaron Eckhart) joins her kitchen, which means Kate must try and make room for him in her kitchen.

Who’s it for: You have to be a big fan of Zeta-Jones and of course, be willing to hear people talking about food.

Expectations: I didn’t have any. Historically, I’m not a Zeta-Jones fan, but Eckhart is great, so I figured they would cancel each other out.
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Hairspray - Movie Review

2007-07-20T11:00:00.000-05:00

"Hairspray"

Jeff: ‘Hairspray’ (surprisingly) enjoyable, infectious

Plot: The original “Hairspray” film inspired a Broadway musical, which in turn inspired a film, based on the musical … you still with me? At the center of it all is Tracy Turnblad (Nikki Blonsky) who is obsessed with a Baltimore dance show, and attempts to teach the town about integration after landing a spot on the show. Edna Turnblad (John Travolta) attempts to reel in her daughter, but then gets caught up in the excitement of the times as well.

Who’s it for: You’ve got to love full-blown Broadway musicals to enjoy this movie. You have got to love full-blown Broadway musicals to enjoy this movie. That wasn’t an editing error; I just needed you to REALLY understand.

Expectations: The previews made me cringe. A fun musical about the racial climate in the ’60s with John Travolta in drag just wasn’t something that put a smile on my face ... until I saw the film.
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I Now Pronounce You Chuck And Larry - Movie Review

2007-07-20T10:57:00.001-05:00

"I Now Pronounce You Chuck And Larry"

Jeff: Nothing funny about ‘Chuck and Larry’

Plot: Larry (Kevin James) and Chuck (Adam Sandler) are best friends and firefighters. They would do anything for each other, so when Larry loses his insurance benefits because of civic red tape, he convinces Chuck to become his domestic partner. Unfortunately, it’s not that easy as that when a bureaucrat (Steve Buscemi) comes sniffing around, Larry and Chuck are forced to act like they are in love. This proves especially difficult when Chuck starts falling for the lawyer (Jessica Biel) hired to help them.

Who’s it for: This film is for people that still think slurs are funny but realize it’s not politically correct.

Expectations: Would this film just be a slew of bad gay jokes directed at a society that isn’t ready to deal with equality? Or would it rise above? I had two hours to find out.
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Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - Movie Review

2007-07-10T08:45:00.000-05:00

"Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix"

Latest ‘Potter’ has some magic

Plot: When we last left Harry Potter, Cedric Diggory was dead and no one believed that Lord Voldemort is back. Harry’s fifth year in school brings another Defense of the Dark Arts teacher in Dolores Umbridge, who has been brought to Hogwarts by Cornelius Fudge, the Minister of Magic. Dolores attempts to take control of Hogwarts as Harry, Ron and Hermione decide to form an army to defend themselves from the coming of the Death Eaters and Voldemort.

Who’s it for: Each movie is a little darker and for a little older crowd, but luckily kids have been growing up with Harry and have probably read the books.

Expectations: Historically, I have gotten used to the fact that the movies just don’t fully capture the feelings of the books. Plus, before I see a movie I have to read refreshers since it’s very easy to confuse the timelines of the books with the movies. Remember, the seventh and final book is about to be released and this movie is the fifth.
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License to Wed - Movie Review

2007-07-03T08:41:00.000-05:00

"License to Wed"

Jeff: Revoke 'License to Wed'

Plot: Reverend Frank (Robin Williams) is a marriage counselor who puts a young couple through a series of tests before he allows them to get married.

Who's it for: No one. I’m about to get married and I didn’t find any connection. Plus, there aren’t any laughs to speak of in this “comedy.”

Expectations: The previews didn’t look good, but I thought this film would be more about the couple and less about Robin Williams. I was wrong.
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Transformers - Movie Review

2007-07-03T08:19:00.000-05:00

"Transformers"

Jeff: 'Transformers' really is more than meets the eye

Plot: Robotic aliens with the power to transform into man-made vechicles land on Earth and attempt to battle one another for an all-powerful cube. Sam Witwicky (Shia LaBeouf) and other humans are stuck in-between as Optimus Prime leads the Autobots against Megatron and the Decepticons.

Who’s it for: If you don’t know what Autobots and Decepticons are, you might want to avoid this summer blockbuster. Otherwise, this big-budget bonanza is for you … especially if you’re currently a teenage boy.

Expectations: “G.I. Joe” and “Transformers” were can’t-miss cartoons for me growing up, so I was pretty excited for this film. My only worry is that no blockbuster has met my expectations this summer.

SCORECARD

Actors:

Shia LaBeouf as Sam Witwicky: Once again, LaBeouf proves to be the best young actor out there. His short, quick delivery of basic dialogue makes the first half of the film work, and for a while it looked like he would upstage the special effects of the Transformers.
Grade: A-
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Sicko - Movie Review

2007-06-29T06:53:00.000-05:00

"Sicko"

Jeff: ‘Sicko’ an unsettling look at health care system

Plot: Michael Moore’s new documentary is all about the health care industry. He spends some time discussing the uninsured, but mainly focuses on those who think they are safe with their health insurance policies. Moore also takes us to other countries like Canada, France and Cuba to showcase some differences.

Who’s it for: This should be for every one of us who is concerned, but Moore has made enemies on the right who will probably boycott the film.

Expectations: I was excited to see what Moore would do as a filmmaker and what I would learn about the industry. I’ve spent the majority of my adult life without a solid health care plan and therefore have lived in financial fear of any health problems.
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Ratatouille - Movie Review

2007-06-29T06:51:00.001-05:00

"Ratatouille"

Jeff: No spice to 'Ratatouille’

Plot: A rat named Remy dreams of becoming a chef, and when he washes up in Paris, he has a chance. The problem, of course, is that humans don’t care for rats, much less ones that have been touching their food. An unlikely friendship forms when a bumbling trash boy named Linguini wants to work for a famous five-star restaurant, and together Remy and Linguini attempt to make an impression and prove anyone can cook.

Who’s it for: It’s actually for adults. The comedy comes from physical humor and there isn’t tons of it, so kids are left watching people and rats cook.

Expectations: Pixar is the gold seal of animated movies. Sure, I didn’t think “Cars” had the zing of “Finding Nemo” or “Toy Story 2,” but I figured that was only more motivation for “Ratatouille” to be fantastic.
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Live Free or Die Hard - Movie Review

2007-06-28T15:37:00.000-05:00

"Live Free or Die Hard"

Plot: John McClane (Bruce Willis) is back trying to save the day, but this analog cop just ran in to a digital problem. The U.S. computer infrastructure has been taken over and suddenly everything can be controlled. Havoc ensues as John tries to save a computer hacker (Justin Long) and the rest of America.

Who’s it for: Well, it’s PG-13, which means we’ll probably only hear one F-bomb. I’m sure this film will be a great example about how tons of explosions and death doesn’t matter to the ratings board.

Expectations: Explosions are cool, especially when Willis is shouting out one-liners. But it’s been a while, so I didn’t want to get too excited about “Live Free or Die Hard.”
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Michael Winterbottom - A Mighty Heart - Interview

2007-06-28T15:35:00.000-05:00

‘A Mighty Heart’ director Michael Winterbottom chats with Beep

And no, he didn't get teased about his name

Director Michael Winterbottom has a wide variety of genres under his belt, but lately it’s been the war in the Middle East that has captured his attention. First, he directed “The Road to Guantanamo” which was part documentary, part drama. And now he has directed the adaptation, written by Mariane Pearl, “A Mighty Heart: The Brave Life and Death of my Husband, Danny Pearl.” This is the real-life story of The Wall Street Journal reporter, Danny Pearl, who was working in Pakistan, and goes missing. The book and now film chronicle the ordeal Mariane (played by Angelina Jolie) went through as Danny went missing, the effort to find him and his eventual murder.
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"A Mighty Heart" - Movie Review

2007-06-28T15:23:00.000-05:00

"A Mighty Heart"

Plot: Based on the book “A Might Heart: The Brave Life and Death of my Husband Danny Pearl,” Angelina Jolie plays Mariane Pearl during 2002 when Daniel Pearl, South Asian bureau chief, was taken hostage and eventually murdered. Mariane did everything she could to find Daniel during his final days in Pakistan, all while she was pregnant with their first child.

Who’s it for: This is not your typical summer popcorn flick. It’s a heavy drama.

Expectations: In most situations, I believe Angelina Jolie is one the best actors out there. I thought she missed with her performance in “The Good Shepherd,” so I figured she’d bounce back with this one. Plus, I didn’t know much about Daniel Pearl’s story so I was hoping to get educated.
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Evan Almighty - Movie Review

2007-06-28T15:21:00.000-05:00

"Evan Almighty"

Jeff: ‘Evan’ isn’t that almighty

Plot: Evan Baxter (Steve Carell) returns in this sequel to “Bruce Almighty.” Evan is now a Senator, taking his wife and kids to Virginia. God (Morgan Freeman) makes a visit and expects Evan to build an ark. Animals start to gather and Evan begins to resemble Noah, all while he tries to keep his sanity and new political friends like Congressman Long (John Goodman).
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Bruce Willis - "Live Free or Die Hard" - Interview

2007-06-20T09:50:00.000-05:00

Bruce Willis chats with Beep about the latest ‘Die Hard’ ... and cross-dressing

Bruce Willis. Yes, THE Bruce Willis. The kind of person for whom you can capitalize all the letters of the word “the” because he’s that big of a name. I mean, we’re talking David Addison, Butch Coolidge, James Cole, Harry Stamper, Dr. Malcolm Crowe and, of course, John McClane, the trouble-prone protagonist of the “Die Hard” series. Willis was in Chicago last week promoting the fourth installment, “Live Free or Die Hard.”

I can remember going to see “Hudson Hawk” opening weekend, and being one of the few to love it. And it still kills me that “Unbreakable” won’t be a trilogy because it only made $95 million.

When someone this big rolls into town, it’s hard to get a one-on-one. But I did join in on a round table, so instead of our usual format, I’m going to do my best to recreate the vibe of the experience (while leaving the garbage on the cutting room floor). I’m going to assign parts, too. There were radio people there and other print guys. Seven of us total (though some remained silent) with Willis.

Willis arrived with a shaved head, cap and seemed to have just woken up at about 12:30 p.m. But his Starbucks helped him shake off the “Ocean’s Thirteen” premiere the night before.
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